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Dr Raul Duke

@drraulduke.bsky.social

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A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 14h

@beershevakid.bsky.social

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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 17h

See yer da’s got a new car.

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 21h

Email from Severn Trent with a bill showing me my usage has dropped but also a £30p/m bill rise to “fund their infrastructure upgrade.”

Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE VENGABUS IS COMING
IT IS COMING FOR THEE

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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 1d

True story

Me, signs in on another device

Google, I don't know you

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𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨No not this again @salix.bsky.social · 1d

Taking orders now so I can get things made fresh & sent pre December rush. Message me to order.

An advert for home made jams & pickles.
Lemon curd, blueberry jam, cranberry relish, green tomato chutney, marmalade (with whiskey), strawberry jam, raspberry jam, plum jam.
Requests considered
125ml jars £4.50 or 4 for £15
300ml jars £6.50 or 4 for £20.

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d

It’s just pure cinema.

Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 2d

And one of them was Ian Bothams flaccid, bruised penis and yeasty ballsack.

Bluesky @bsky.app · 2d

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 2d

“The Perineum Trick,” sounds like a Dan Brown novel.

Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 2d

Soggy.

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 2d

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 2d

One of the local nurseries brings some of the really tiny toddlers to the station to look at the trains, and they all sit for an hour; all six on one bench in little hi-vis jackets, waving.

bart simpson is talking to a woman in a classroom and says my ovaries

Alt: bart simpson is talking to a woman in a classroom and says my ovaries

media.tenor.com

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 2d

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 2d

Women’s Birthday Cards: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT SPARKLY GIN-FILLED ALCOHOLIC BITCH!!!!

Men’s Birthday Cards: FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU STUPID OLD BALD CUNT!!!

Yes I have been browsing Thortful.

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David Ferguson-Honsbein 🏳️‍🌈 @davidpbferguson.bsky.social · 3d

@erislovesmovies.bsky.social

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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 3d

To be clear: I despise this nationalist crap. But denying it has real support doesn’t make it go away. It just means we’re not dealing with reality. You can’t fight what you refuse to acknowledge exists.

Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 3d

“I haven’t spoken to anyone who thinks it’s good” - yeah, because your mates are all writers and creatives in Zone 2

People I went to school with, and ppl who live round here are *loving* this stuff.

When middle-class pretend these views don’t exist, you’re just emphasising Reform’s point.