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Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Ironically they did take my Dads garden off him to build HS2.

Compulsorily purchased in 2020, the house had been in the family 4 generations and now it’s derelict and going to be demolished because they left it empty for years and didn’t even build the railway up here.
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Apologies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I surely don’t know Jet2, is it by any possible chance going to be the one singular place I have ever booked to travel with you?
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
OTD: 8(?) years ago.
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You need glasses
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Youngest boy picked up his first set of glasses yesterday.

Today at pickup time he came out of class and stood next to me for 2 minutes before I realised it was him.
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
They have gutted every last shred of meaning and sold it back to us wrapped in foil.

Easter in January.

Christmas in October.

The entire year is now one unbroken conveyor belt of manufactured desire and corporate greed.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
And if you point it out they call you “EXTREME” because they can’t handle BASIC FACTS.
THIS IS MY RATIONAL OPINION.
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I should call your Mum.
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Petition to make all pub toilets be like this again.

We used to be a real country.
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Pube
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I doubt that.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
In our continuing series: The Wonders of Cocaine, a dude in Sainsbury’s carpark pulled out on me and we were a few cm off colliding.

I didn’t beep, but I did shake my head at him.

He decided to follow me into the shop and tell me how he makes more in a month than I make in a year…:..?
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Tasty and rich.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Me leaving 2025 and entering 2026 like:
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Me: when you lot are all beefing about someone I don't know.
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM