Is this real or am I in a coma?

Ha! 😆

Everything is centre-aligned except "WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!" under the fake number plate.

It ruins the entire design aesthetic if you ask me.

"Get up to much last night mate?"
"I extended the yellow around my fake number plate so I could hand write WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! underneath."
"Oh, right."
I realise now I shoulda done it centre-aligned like everything else. I've ruined the whole design aesthetic now."

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

What a crazy world we live in, where Margarette Thatcher's right-hand man is the only decent person with the courage to repeatedly call out Reform for the fascists they are.

Kemi Badenoch blames those crossing borders for our problems. It’s a lie aimed to distract.

The real issue is a system protecting the super-rich while nurses & carers can’t make ends meet. Tax wealth fairly, fund public services properly. This is how we give Britain hope again.

I asked AI for 42 kids names to populate a prototype for a educational tool. They were EXTREMELY white and Enid Blyton-esque. One was an actual kid I went to school with—he was a shit!
I spent 10mins adding Polish & Indian names for balance and deciding whether to rename the shit to Bunion or Boyle.

If you don't think that the Overton Window has shifted right in recent years ... here's Reform AND the Tories going beyond what the BNP suggested in 2005.

They want to expel legally permanent British residents.

Frankly I weep every day for what my country has become.

The argument that you're "reclaiming ancestral land stolen from your forefathers" tends to fall apart if you then describe a woman as "a handmaiden bought for a fair price".

'African tribe handmaiden' released after immigration arrest in Scottish woods | Sky News news.sky.com/story/africa...

Work has got so stressful now that I tend to wake up and immediately say "for fucks sake" because I'm awake again.

Dunno how long I'm gonna be able to survive this, I'd look for another job if only I could find the time.

"Be a designer" they said.
"Users will appreciate you" they said.

I'm watching a @mrbiffo.bsky.social video filmed in the pandemic where he and Paul Gannon discuss (amongst other things) an idea for TV show about a native American who witnesses a nuclear explosion and is teleported to Swindon as a result.

I imagined a cosmic deity saying "Swindon".
I'm in tears.

Saturday 18th October will be a busy day in London for me!

I'm gonna try to make some friends in the Tinned Fish Community before seeing my @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast peeps in Balham for Cheapshow Live!

I sometimes have a fag or two in the evening and I'm so sick of it making my hands stink that I've actually started smoking them thru a biro like Rik Mayall in the 'Culture' episode of Bottom.

Look at all my fucking tinned fish!

Thanks for watching! I thought Chris Bell's Cliff Richard impression was brilliant.

Aaaaaah!

I played Obi Wan Kenobi on a comedy podcast today, it was most amusing. #BubbleGun

Ha! Thank you. I didn't know you were there, I never got to the bottom of what you look like 🤣 it was a good day.

Yeah, such a lack of attention to detail. I find myself deleting my skeets if they have spelling mistakes sometimes, even if they've already been liked by someone. Shame journalists can't be bothered to apply the same level of pride to their actual work.

My girlfriend plans to use @skynewsrss.bsky.social's blatent sexism regarding Sarah Mullally (Archbishop of Canterbury) in her A-Level English lesson on Gender Theory. They gave us her husband's name before telling us her name 🤯

Sky News have changed it now, but we have the original screenshots.

I noticed that, fucking mental.