i dont need a recipe for disaster. i usually just eyeball it.

wicked was good but someone do a non-musical adaptation of the book please

if an anvil ever hits you on the head and you fold into an accordion, don’t fret, just blow into your thumb or the end of your tail and you will fill back up with air

I'm rewatching The X-Files and my god the side profile on Gillian Anderson

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

2025 skyrim: hey you, you’re finally woke

we got twitter 2 electric boogaloo before elder scrolls 6