Louise
@selkies.bsky.social
Illustrator & melt of Dublin, now in Brussels.
Please assume I am not talking about the US.
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Please assume I am not talking about the US.
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Louise
@selkies.bsky.social
· Apr 9
Hello a chairde, this is my shop and these are my prints, you should buy some 🤠
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Net Zero Billionaires 2030
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Net Zero Billionaires 2030
I don't speak Dutch but my friend's little girl does and she literally speaks sloooowly and deliberately to me and hands me things carefully, she thinks I'm lights on no one home
Toddlers really nail that combination of encouraging and patronising in their tone, and I don’t think it’s actually mirroring how we speak to them, I think they really do just assume adults are kindly idiots.
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I don't speak Dutch but my friend's little girl does and she literally speaks sloooowly and deliberately to me and hands me things carefully, she thinks I'm lights on no one home
Something being lost in the Beckham goss imo is that someone doesn't have to be lying there.
Some people are more sensitive than others and things are a bigger deal to them, that doesn't make them liars ie. the dance could have been cute to everyone else but embarrassing to Brooklyn
Some people are more sensitive than others and things are a bigger deal to them, that doesn't make them liars ie. the dance could have been cute to everyone else but embarrassing to Brooklyn
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Something being lost in the Beckham goss imo is that someone doesn't have to be lying there.
Some people are more sensitive than others and things are a bigger deal to them, that doesn't make them liars ie. the dance could have been cute to everyone else but embarrassing to Brooklyn
Some people are more sensitive than others and things are a bigger deal to them, that doesn't make them liars ie. the dance could have been cute to everyone else but embarrassing to Brooklyn
The fella at the pool still doesn't recognise me but he knows my name starts with NÍ so I'm sorry to Doireann who lives in Brussels I am all the extra visits on your ID card
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 AM
The fella at the pool still doesn't recognise me but he knows my name starts with NÍ so I'm sorry to Doireann who lives in Brussels I am all the extra visits on your ID card
For all my giving out about them I hope the american people stamp those ICE bastards into the ground
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 AM
For all my giving out about them I hope the american people stamp those ICE bastards into the ground
Once again very annoyed by the insistence of english people that I must know the layout of London??
"So basically I was in Putney and my mate was in Croydon, unbelievable right?"
I would never assume you know what Blanchardstown is why would I know wtf Putney is??? Is that the big clock??
"So basically I was in Putney and my mate was in Croydon, unbelievable right?"
I would never assume you know what Blanchardstown is why would I know wtf Putney is??? Is that the big clock??
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Once again very annoyed by the insistence of english people that I must know the layout of London??
"So basically I was in Putney and my mate was in Croydon, unbelievable right?"
I would never assume you know what Blanchardstown is why would I know wtf Putney is??? Is that the big clock??
"So basically I was in Putney and my mate was in Croydon, unbelievable right?"
I would never assume you know what Blanchardstown is why would I know wtf Putney is??? Is that the big clock??
Feeling very betrayed by tiktok reviewers over this actually!!
I found this one very disappointing! For all the rave reviews calling it poetic, I found the writing repetitive and unambitious, and the plot inconsistencies become grating. Possibly most importantly (to me) this is not folk horror! Straight in to gore & child abuse from page one is not folk horror!
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Feeling very betrayed by tiktok reviewers over this actually!!
Matt can't keep getting snippy at the roundtable and then coming up to people like a puppy looking for hugs and apologising and then getting snippy again!!! No hugs!! #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Matt can't keep getting snippy at the roundtable and then coming up to people like a puppy looking for hugs and apologising and then getting snippy again!!! No hugs!! #TheTraitors
I decided earlier that I was going to bring out the electric blanket tonight as a treat and I just realised I've been watching the time pass waiting for "wine o'clock" to do so. Do I need to examine my relationship with the electric blanket.
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I decided earlier that I was going to bring out the electric blanket tonight as a treat and I just realised I've been watching the time pass waiting for "wine o'clock" to do so. Do I need to examine my relationship with the electric blanket.
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Need une personne qui me fait fait un câlin comme la neige fait un câlin à Lénine
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Need une personne qui me fait fait un câlin comme la neige fait un câlin à Lénine
Oh god they're turning Victoria Beckham into a boy mom martyr
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Oh god they're turning Victoria Beckham into a boy mom martyr
For a long time I assumed Ridley Scott was a woman
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM
For a long time I assumed Ridley Scott was a woman
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My body: sleep now
My brain: Bob Sagart
My brain: Bob Sagart
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My body: sleep now
My brain: Bob Sagart
My brain: Bob Sagart
America's always assassinating other people's presidents why is no one playing uno reverse
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
America's always assassinating other people's presidents why is no one playing uno reverse
Born to speak Ulster dialect, forced to sound like my Galway teachers
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Born to speak Ulster dialect, forced to sound like my Galway teachers
Mar is ceart!!
Delroy Lindo has finally received his first ever Oscar nomination for his performance in ‘SINNERS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Mar is ceart!!
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BTW gang I would especially like to do more editorial/print stuff this year (I'm good at it and all)
More examples on selkiesstudio.com
More examples on selkiesstudio.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
BTW gang I would especially like to do more editorial/print stuff this year (I'm good at it and all)
More examples on selkiesstudio.com
More examples on selkiesstudio.com
I have a thought forming about the development of a Youtube Video Essay Dialect and for now my best example of it is the inexplicable prononciation of "A" as ay when you would expect to hear "A" pronounced ah/uh
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I have a thought forming about the development of a Youtube Video Essay Dialect and for now my best example of it is the inexplicable prononciation of "A" as ay when you would expect to hear "A" pronounced ah/uh
Youse ever wonder what your nun name would be? Mine would be Sister Jerome
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Youse ever wonder what your nun name would be? Mine would be Sister Jerome
I'm watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and I'm having fun but why would the man be Irish in real time but he's an english child in the flashbacks
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'm watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and I'm having fun but why would the man be Irish in real time but he's an english child in the flashbacks
Jokes on them there have always been good reasons to hate the US
"will europeans hate us even though we're smol beans who didn't vote for him" feels like a really narcissistic discourse even by our unbelievably highly narcissistic standards
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Jokes on them there have always been good reasons to hate the US
I think Dr Kelson is the poshest a person can be without it being annoying, do you know what I mean. Any posher than this and it falls apart.
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I think Dr Kelson is the poshest a person can be without it being annoying, do you know what I mean. Any posher than this and it falls apart.
Which Spice Girls do youse think still have a group chat and do youse think they are loving this
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Which Spice Girls do youse think still have a group chat and do youse think they are loving this
So what do we think, is Sir Jimmy Crystal a rare adult blonde or are they scavenging Clairol Nice'N Easy for him (I do not think this is meant to be a wig)
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
So what do we think, is Sir Jimmy Crystal a rare adult blonde or are they scavenging Clairol Nice'N Easy for him (I do not think this is meant to be a wig)