Matt Schneider
@mattlaschneider.bsky.social
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Former academic; current library web admin. Probably gonna be saying something about Warhammer or Interactive Fiction. Tá cúpla focal agam—labhair Gaeilge liom, le do thoil. He/him; sé/é
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delaneyking.bsky.social
Reboosting. Behold the first person to win a Space Invaders contest. Ever. A gamedev legend who happens to also be trans, and one of those who fought so us trans #gamedevs could make the breakthroughs we have.

I know we aren't cashed up, but we are legion. A buck from all of us would help.
mattlaschneider.bsky.social
They really need to skip the movies and just write and release the soundtracks because those have all been bangers
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Nazi supporters who recruit the youth as “blue shirts”? Why does that sound familiar?
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ztul.bsky.social
most annoying part of having a baby is how everyone you know is all "can I see the baby" "where's the baby" "I don't see the baby" "is there actually a baby" "I don't mean to imply anything" "it's just that... You've been different lately" "ever since you fainted during that weird electrical storm"
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Werner Herzog will not stop asking to see the baby. I keep being all “look over there, it’s a guy who is foolishly trying to build a subsistence farm despite lacking the knowledge in a clear metaphor that warns about humanity’s alienation from our environment” but he won’t take the bait.
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We’ve reached the REAMDE future but Dodge is smuggling board games instead of weed
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miriamposner.com
You have to really *try* to convince a 20-year-old that it’s not worth asking what justice or freedom or social good is. They don’t come by that incuriosity naturally.
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miriamposner.com
IDK, man. School started 2 weeks ago for us, and once again students remind me that they’re so curious and interested in the world and anxious to ask big questions. We hear that these questions are no longer useful or relevant, but wherever that’s coming from, it’s not what students believe.
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This game is also a lot of fun although the learning curve is a bit steep at the start—you’ll fail a lot in under a second while you get the hang of timings play.date/games/rocket...
ROCKETPULT mini for Playdate
Launch a rocket from a catapult and land with skill and style!
play.date
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RIP grant imahara you would’ve loved hunting AI robots
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ztul.bsky.social
when people say they're "working on a little side project" what they mean is they're writing something like this
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Them: how’s teaching your kid at home going during the strike?

Me: we’re reading the work of James Connolly and learning to make functional trebuchets.

Them: are you teaching your kid to foment a socialist revolution?

Me: you’re not?
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emilyhughes.bsky.social
periodic reminder that if you write stuff that's published on the web for a publication you yourself do not own, PDF that shit as soon as it goes live
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marygillis.bsky.social
I like it when there are a bunch of people on here talking about a sporting event that I'm not watching.

It's like seeing a flock of pigeons eating a smashed sidewalk donut together. I'm not partaking, but you guys dig in.
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alexblechman.bsky.social
I support free speech, but I also think Bluesky should ban anyone that says eating the lower half of a mermaid is not cannibalism

I don’t care if genetically it’s fish flesh not human, in my book it still counts as cannibalism and I expect this platform to uphold that fact
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mattlaschneider.bsky.social
Me: do you know what’s wrong with it?

Mechanic: I see what’s going on here—we get this problem a lot: some fool didn’t realise you had an autistic brain and used some ADHD parts instead. It always causes a mess.

Me: oh, can you fix it?

Mechanic: god no, but here’s a box of Warhammer—it’ll help.
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
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Certain cuisines and dishes can be super adaptable, too, so it can be super handy to pick up recipes that let you use similar ingredients and techniques to prepare several dishes—it’ll help you learn to pivot and freestyle as needs be :)
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delaneyking.bsky.social
Gonna do some shark themed trans chaos warriors.

Blood For The Blåhaj!
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The teachers are on strike because the UCP are more interested in wasting money on lawsuits, cancelled coal mines, and faux-Tylenol than on paying teachers properly and providing them and our children with the tools they need to succeed.

Which means I get to decide what to teach my kid now.
The Revolutionary and Anti-Imperialist Writings of James Connolly 1893-1916, a collection of socialist and anti-colonial articles and polemics by the Irish republican socialist revolutionary