Matt Schneider
@mattlaschneider.bsky.social
Former academic; current library web admin. Probably gonna be saying something about Warhammer or Interactive Fiction. Tá cúpla focal agam—labhair Gaeilge liom, le do thoil.
He/him; sé/é
He/him; sé/é
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have a simple wish: to see Musk hit by lightning on Mars
The presence of electrical activity has implications for surface chemistry, future human exploration and habitability on the Red Planet
Mars Has Lightning, Scientists Prove
The presence of electrical activity has implications for surface chemistry, future human exploration and habitability on the Red Planet
www.scientificamerican.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have a simple wish: to see Musk hit by lightning on Mars
When you’re sick and a cat lies on your stomach and starts purring it’s like you have a combo hot water bottle, massager, and weighted blanket. Purrfect pet. No notes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you’re sick and a cat lies on your stomach and starts purring it’s like you have a combo hot water bottle, massager, and weighted blanket. Purrfect pet. No notes.
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The defining action of the Burke family is being carried out of public spaces while screaming, like literal toddlers.
'This is not normal behaviour': Why three more Burkes could be facing jail for contempt of court jrnl.ie/6880856
'This is not normal behaviour': Why three more Burkes could be facing jail for contempt of court
A High Court judgment from this week has widened the case between Enoch Burke and Wilson’s Hospital School.
jrnl.ie
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The defining action of the Burke family is being carried out of public spaces while screaming, like literal toddlers.
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‘The Burkes are shouting’ is a colloquial phrase that came into common usage in Ireland in the 2020s and means, ‘everything is proceeding as normal’.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
‘The Burkes are shouting’ is a colloquial phrase that came into common usage in Ireland in the 2020s and means, ‘everything is proceeding as normal’.
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This family have done more for Irish comedy than the last three DGs of RTÉ.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This family have done more for Irish comedy than the last three DGs of RTÉ.
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There is no reason your homework can’t be a crafting project
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There is no reason your homework can’t be a crafting project
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Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.
This isn’t a game!
This isn’t a game!
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.
This isn’t a game!
This isn’t a game!
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Poems are now battlefields.
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used 'adversarial poetry' to trick AI into ignoring its safety guard rails and it worked 62% of the time
Hacking the planet with florid verse.
www.pcgamer.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Poems are now battlefields.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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Co-signing.
What do I HAVE to pick up at PAX UNPLUGGED?
I am especially interested in zines out of people’s bags and the most grungy DIY stuff people have.
I am especially interested in zines out of people’s bags and the most grungy DIY stuff people have.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Co-signing.
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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oh come ON
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
oh come ON
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Why does Clarissa, the largest Penguin, not simply eat the other Penguins?
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Why does Clarissa, the largest Penguin, not simply eat the other Penguins?
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one
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About to make my debut as a streamer in <30 minutes because I will do anything 5-star pals @robdubbin.bsky.social & @garrett.bsky.social ask of me!!
The Starfriends Kickstarter ends in 48 hours! We're closing it out with a mini-tournament stream feat. various legends facing off for honor, glory, and a custom Starfriend drawn live during a special Buchla synth set by Nick Sylvester. Join our discord now to save the date: starfriends.online/stream
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
About to make my debut as a streamer in <30 minutes because I will do anything 5-star pals @robdubbin.bsky.social & @garrett.bsky.social ask of me!!
What’s a Viking’s favourite sex toy?
A Leif blower
A Leif blower
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What’s a Viking’s favourite sex toy?
A Leif blower
A Leif blower
When you finally find a Gaeilgeoir romantic partner who is willing to play out your kinky murder fantasies
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When you finally find a Gaeilgeoir romantic partner who is willing to play out your kinky murder fantasies
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Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
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Got dm'd by a faceless account saying they were blocking me for the Trans Cherokee word posts, then got called a trumpanzee?! for supporting them, they blocked me after.
So all I can say is die mad about it, Trans people are people, trans rights are human rights.
Fix your hearts or die
So all I can say is die mad about it, Trans people are people, trans rights are human rights.
Fix your hearts or die
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Got dm'd by a faceless account saying they were blocking me for the Trans Cherokee word posts, then got called a trumpanzee?! for supporting them, they blocked me after.
So all I can say is die mad about it, Trans people are people, trans rights are human rights.
Fix your hearts or die
So all I can say is die mad about it, Trans people are people, trans rights are human rights.
Fix your hearts or die
Tay put out an album that’s all “I got engaged so let’s rip bowls of glitter” and Flo put out an album that’s all “a dick broke my heart so I devoted myself to witchcraft and ascended to godhood” and I’m just glad we can have them both.
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Tay put out an album that’s all “I got engaged so let’s rip bowls of glitter” and Flo put out an album that’s all “a dick broke my heart so I devoted myself to witchcraft and ascended to godhood” and I’m just glad we can have them both.
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My favourite part of GMing is just doing constant fan service for the players.
Why yes, we can have a car chase to a masquerade with a makeover montage and a mech dance off. In fact, the safety of humanity depends on it!
Why yes, we can have a car chase to a masquerade with a makeover montage and a mech dance off. In fact, the safety of humanity depends on it!
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My favourite part of GMing is just doing constant fan service for the players.
Why yes, we can have a car chase to a masquerade with a makeover montage and a mech dance off. In fact, the safety of humanity depends on it!
Why yes, we can have a car chase to a masquerade with a makeover montage and a mech dance off. In fact, the safety of humanity depends on it!