Matt Schneider
mattlaschneider.bsky.social
Matt Schneider
@mattlaschneider.bsky.social
Former academic; current library web admin. Probably gonna be saying something about Warhammer or Interactive Fiction. Tá cúpla focal agam—labhair Gaeilge liom, le do thoil.

He/him; sé/é
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have a simple wish: to see Musk hit by lightning on Mars
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When you’re sick and a cat lies on your stomach and starts purring it’s like you have a combo hot water bottle, massager, and weighted blanket. Purrfect pet. No notes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The defining action of the Burke family is being carried out of public spaces while screaming, like literal toddlers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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‘The Burkes are shouting’ is a colloquial phrase that came into common usage in Ireland in the 2020s and means, ‘everything is proceeding as normal’.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This family have done more for Irish comedy than the last three DGs of RTÉ.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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There is no reason your homework can’t be a crafting project
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.

This isn’t a game!
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Poems are now battlefields.
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."

www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used 'adversarial poetry' to trick AI into ignoring its safety guard rails and it worked 62% of the time
Hacking the planet with florid verse.
www.pcgamer.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Co-signing.
What do I HAVE to pick up at PAX UNPLUGGED?

I am especially interested in zines out of people’s bags and the most grungy DIY stuff people have.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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oh come ON
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Why does Clarissa, the largest Penguin, not simply eat the other Penguins?
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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About to make my debut as a streamer in <30 minutes because I will do anything 5-star pals @robdubbin.bsky.social & @garrett.bsky.social ask of me!!
The Starfriends Kickstarter ends in 48 hours! We're closing it out with a mini-tournament stream feat. various legends facing off for honor, glory, and a custom Starfriend drawn live during a special Buchla synth set by Nick Sylvester. Join our discord now to save the date: starfriends.online/stream
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What’s a Viking’s favourite sex toy?

A Leif blower
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When you finally find a Gaeilgeoir romantic partner who is willing to play out your kinky murder fantasies
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Got dm'd by a faceless account saying they were blocking me for the Trans Cherokee word posts, then got called a trumpanzee?! for supporting them, they blocked me after.

So all I can say is die mad about it, Trans people are people, trans rights are human rights.

Fix your hearts or die
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Tay put out an album that’s all “I got engaged so let’s rip bowls of glitter” and Flo put out an album that’s all “a dick broke my heart so I devoted myself to witchcraft and ascended to godhood” and I’m just glad we can have them both.
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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My favourite part of GMing is just doing constant fan service for the players.

Why yes, we can have a car chase to a masquerade with a makeover montage and a mech dance off. In fact, the safety of humanity depends on it!
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM