MachineShedFred
@halfassed.solutions
Purveyor of artisan sarcasm. Refugee of microblogging regime change, like everyone else.
Proud parent of a salty Huskimo.
Proud parent of a salty Huskimo.
Apparently mentioning the non-zero probability of an obese septuagenarian known to have an unhealthy diet having a heart attack is "a threat of violence" according to #reddit censors.
Awesome job obeying in advance, guys. Top notch 👌
Awesome job obeying in advance, guys. Top notch 👌
April 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Apparently mentioning the non-zero probability of an obese septuagenarian known to have an unhealthy diet having a heart attack is "a threat of violence" according to #reddit censors.
Awesome job obeying in advance, guys. Top notch 👌
Awesome job obeying in advance, guys. Top notch 👌
Just gonna leave this here as a timeline cleanse
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just gonna leave this here as a timeline cleanse
Dude you can't park there
March 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dude you can't park there
Reposted by MachineShedFred
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
Reposted by MachineShedFred
Donald Trump’s new Director of National Intelligence
November 14, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Donald Trump’s new Director of National Intelligence
