MachineShedFred
@halfassed.solutions
Purveyor of artisan sarcasm. Refugee of microblogging regime change, like everyone else.
Proud parent of a salty Huskimo.
Proud parent of a salty Huskimo.
Remember: bailouts are SOCIALISM.
All these farmers that voted for Trump are anti-socialist, yeah? So they'll reject the socialism and accept the capitalistic fate of their vote?
🤣
All these farmers that voted for Trump are anti-socialist, yeah? So they'll reject the socialism and accept the capitalistic fate of their vote?
🤣
April 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Remember: bailouts are SOCIALISM.
All these farmers that voted for Trump are anti-socialist, yeah? So they'll reject the socialism and accept the capitalistic fate of their vote?
🤣
All these farmers that voted for Trump are anti-socialist, yeah? So they'll reject the socialism and accept the capitalistic fate of their vote?
🤣
I go one further and let some AI screen the call for me. If you aren't in my contacts it's a pretty low probability that we need to speak.
April 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I go one further and let some AI screen the call for me. If you aren't in my contacts it's a pretty low probability that we need to speak.
Water seeks its own level.
Sociopaths collect other sociopaths.
Sociopaths collect other sociopaths.
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Water seeks its own level.
Sociopaths collect other sociopaths.
Sociopaths collect other sociopaths.
It's concerning that the deck crew didn't know to secure a $60m jet if they were under general quarters and maneuvering.
I mean, seems pretty basic.
I mean, seems pretty basic.
April 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's concerning that the deck crew didn't know to secure a $60m jet if they were under general quarters and maneuvering.
I mean, seems pretty basic.
I mean, seems pretty basic.
I really hate it when that happens.
Just last week I was taking my aircraft carrier for a quick jaunt and dumped a $60m jet in the ocean when I had to make a quick left turn. Really put a crimp in my day.
Just last week I was taking my aircraft carrier for a quick jaunt and dumped a $60m jet in the ocean when I had to make a quick left turn. Really put a crimp in my day.
April 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I really hate it when that happens.
Just last week I was taking my aircraft carrier for a quick jaunt and dumped a $60m jet in the ocean when I had to make a quick left turn. Really put a crimp in my day.
Just last week I was taking my aircraft carrier for a quick jaunt and dumped a $60m jet in the ocean when I had to make a quick left turn. Really put a crimp in my day.
She won't be the last if this administration gets their way.
April 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
She won't be the last if this administration gets their way.
"the right thing" is not anywhere to be found in this administration's agenda.
I don't know why anyone would think any member of this administration would feel shame, much less act on it.
They are the definition of shameless.
I don't know why anyone would think any member of this administration would feel shame, much less act on it.
They are the definition of shameless.
April 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"the right thing" is not anywhere to be found in this administration's agenda.
I don't know why anyone would think any member of this administration would feel shame, much less act on it.
They are the definition of shameless.
I don't know why anyone would think any member of this administration would feel shame, much less act on it.
They are the definition of shameless.
You don't need an ethics committee if you are not interested in enforcing ethics rules.
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You don't need an ethics committee if you are not interested in enforcing ethics rules.
Tired of all the winning yet?
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Tired of all the winning yet?
It's almost like hiring a guy with absolutely no experience in running large organizations, or anything military larger than a platoon to be the head of the largest military on earth just might be stupid.
April 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's almost like hiring a guy with absolutely no experience in running large organizations, or anything military larger than a platoon to be the head of the largest military on earth just might be stupid.
Who knew that having a weekend propaganda guy become your chief defensive advisor might not work?
Oh, everyone. Everyone knew that.
Oh, everyone. Everyone knew that.
April 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Who knew that having a weekend propaganda guy become your chief defensive advisor might not work?
Oh, everyone. Everyone knew that.
Oh, everyone. Everyone knew that.
I totally got some random attack plans and I was like "new phone who dis?"
April 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I totally got some random attack plans and I was like "new phone who dis?"
If Rogan wants to help put out the constitutional fire, I'll hand him a bucket of water.
Let's worry about the purity politics and blamecasting later. We don't have time for smugness when constitutional rights are being trampled.
He's still a piece of crap, and that isn't changing any time soon.
Let's worry about the purity politics and blamecasting later. We don't have time for smugness when constitutional rights are being trampled.
He's still a piece of crap, and that isn't changing any time soon.
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If Rogan wants to help put out the constitutional fire, I'll hand him a bucket of water.
Let's worry about the purity politics and blamecasting later. We don't have time for smugness when constitutional rights are being trampled.
He's still a piece of crap, and that isn't changing any time soon.
Let's worry about the purity politics and blamecasting later. We don't have time for smugness when constitutional rights are being trampled.
He's still a piece of crap, and that isn't changing any time soon.
We can worry about blamecasting after the constitutional fire is out. If Rogan wants to help in the bucket brigade, let's hand him a bucket and excoriate him for his helping a fascist movement take root later.
April 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We can worry about blamecasting after the constitutional fire is out. If Rogan wants to help in the bucket brigade, let's hand him a bucket and excoriate him for his helping a fascist movement take root later.
Well good thing out head-up-their-asses SCOTUS gave him immunity for official acts, yeah?
Basically makes this law inert.
Basically makes this law inert.
April 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well good thing out head-up-their-asses SCOTUS gave him immunity for official acts, yeah?
Basically makes this law inert.
Basically makes this law inert.
Sounds like conspiracy against rights to me.
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sounds like conspiracy against rights to me.
This just means that these two depraved rubber stampers don't want to be thrown under the bus by Trump for recommending it when everything goes to hell in that recommendation.
Yet.
Yet.
April 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This just means that these two depraved rubber stampers don't want to be thrown under the bus by Trump for recommending it when everything goes to hell in that recommendation.
Yet.
Yet.
Mood landing deniers can never answer this question: if NASA faked the lunar landings at the height of the Cold war, don't you think the USSR would have been super happy to show it never happened with their deep space radar capabilities they developed for their own space missions?
Oops.
Oops.
April 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mood landing deniers can never answer this question: if NASA faked the lunar landings at the height of the Cold war, don't you think the USSR would have been super happy to show it never happened with their deep space radar capabilities they developed for their own space missions?
Oops.
Oops.
I imagine someone said something very similar to the Heaven's Gate crew before they ate the jello ...
April 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I imagine someone said something very similar to the Heaven's Gate crew before they ate the jello ...
What Portland does best (in no particular order):
• stand in lines, even in the rain
• buy all the kale in a 20mi radius if a severe storm is predicted
• expect the grocery store to have a beer catalog the size of the book of Genesis
• protest Republican bullshit
Bush 41 called us "Little Beirut"😂
• stand in lines, even in the rain
• buy all the kale in a 20mi radius if a severe storm is predicted
• expect the grocery store to have a beer catalog the size of the book of Genesis
• protest Republican bullshit
Bush 41 called us "Little Beirut"😂
April 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What Portland does best (in no particular order):
• stand in lines, even in the rain
• buy all the kale in a 20mi radius if a severe storm is predicted
• expect the grocery store to have a beer catalog the size of the book of Genesis
• protest Republican bullshit
Bush 41 called us "Little Beirut"😂
• stand in lines, even in the rain
• buy all the kale in a 20mi radius if a severe storm is predicted
• expect the grocery store to have a beer catalog the size of the book of Genesis
• protest Republican bullshit
Bush 41 called us "Little Beirut"😂
Pretty sure VP is expendable too, as far as Orange Caligula is concerned. I'm old enough to remember chants of "HANG MIKE PENCE" 4 years ago...
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Pretty sure VP is expendable too, as far as Orange Caligula is concerned. I'm old enough to remember chants of "HANG MIKE PENCE" 4 years ago...
Yes, the lesson he learned is that as long as he stays on the positive side of the transactional behavior ledger, he can literally violate federal law and nothing will happen.
Watch how fast he goes under the bus if he steps out of line.
Watch how fast he goes under the bus if he steps out of line.
March 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yes, the lesson he learned is that as long as he stays on the positive side of the transactional behavior ledger, he can literally violate federal law and nothing will happen.
Watch how fast he goes under the bus if he steps out of line.
Watch how fast he goes under the bus if he steps out of line.
Hegseth is a "DUI Hire"
March 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hegseth is a "DUI Hire"
He's clearly a "DUI Hire."
March 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He's clearly a "DUI Hire."