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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸
@halftimbered.au
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soft serve, soft core porn, soft rock • he/they • isle of screams; littoral australia. Gentle and forgiving, all the rest is treason • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️rights • 🍉
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 7h
I did that in June - rest up buddy, your body probably needs it
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
Hey man, needs must x
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
The reassurance machine says you’re fine. Good stuff
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
Buddy, I’ve watched you work hard and make amazing progress through two platforms. Give yourself a break x
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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 2d
Australian citizens have the right to return to Australia. Calling them 'Isis brides' does not change the law. They are Australian.
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nordacious @nordacious.bsky.social · 1d
This didn’t start 2 years ago.
The world has watched decades of dispossession, occupation, and genocide - in silence, in complicity.
End the genocide.
Freedom and justice for Palestine.
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A textured protest poster with bold, hand-cut lettering lists: “77 years since the Nakba, 58 years of occupation, 18 years of blockade, 2 years of genocidal escalation.” Behind the text is a brown silhouette of Palestine. Below, a large pink watermelon slice fills the lower half of the poster, its black seeds forming the word “Resist.” A white dove carrying an olive branch flies across the watermelon.
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
What is going on? Are you alright?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
Standby, doing my own research..
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
Good moon tonight:
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 1d
[listening to podcast, ad comes on]
Brain: How many people do you think better help has killed?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 2d
This and also the illustrated furry shit I’m constantly muting/blocking
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 2d
and why does that kindergarten have a rooster?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 2d
Scott Morrison can go fuck himself
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d
Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 5d
Huh, learn something every day!
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 5d
No, agreed. It’s probably attention seeking behaviour
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 5d
If there’s one thing I’ve learnt from #fcf on Bluesky it’s that most men have exactly the penis you’d expect them to have
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 5d
4:3 I almost get (nostalgic, IMAX is natively 43, etc) but 3:4 makes zero sense
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 6d
Margo could turn me, I get it. A younger me would want to be her - what an exciting character!
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 6d
Was put onto The Hunting Wives and – I gotta tell ya – it’s the horny, entertaining, sapphic-MAGA comedy thriller whodunnit I wasn’t expecting. Binged half of it last night in one go, strong recommend ✅
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 6d
I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 6d
In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Paramount Officially Acquiring The Free Press and Making Bari Weiss CBS News Editor in Chief: Report
Paramount Skydance will be officially acquiring The Free Press and hiring its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of its CBS News division, with the deal to be announced this coming Monday, accordin...
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 6d
I had someone try to explain HMOs to me and thought my brain was going to melt out of my ears - the shit they’re expected to know just to see a doctor is baffling
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 6d
We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 6d
Something Floridians and Queenslanders can always bond over - giant horrible bugs, snakes and scary birds
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 8d
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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