Hal K9000
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Hal K9000
@halk9000.bsky.social
"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I've been a bad dog."

here for politics (social democrat), films (favorites include 2001, Persona, Raging Bull), hoops (Nikola Jokić is the GOAT)
"You are?"
"I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business!"
"Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex."
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"How can I be a fascist?! I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Play it, Sam. Play 'Soft Kitty'."
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"60% of the time, it works every time."
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers."
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Well done, lads. Well done."
"All we did is survive."
"That's enough."
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Blue Moon (Linklater, 2025)
Bugonia (Lanthimos, 2025)
Seconds (Frankenheimer, 1966)
The Pawnbroker (Lumet, 1964)
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"When I first learned a toilet like that existed inside the White House, I was horrified"
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims."
"I didn't."
"No. No, you ate yours."
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One Baguette After Another (2007)
Director: Tony Gilroy
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"And the uncertainty? The eternal uncertainty, Mr. Hofman? That's the worst."
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
wow I had just assumed that director Jean Negulesco had been dead for awhile, but I suppose not
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
being an isolated divorcee playing video games all day is such an easy pathway to radicalization into dark, murderous politics. hope someone out there is looking out for him to make sure he stays level-headed
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"The end is inevitable, Maverick. Your kind is headed for extinction."
"Maybe so, sir. But not today."
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sorry, he had to go see about a (suspiciously young) girl
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house."
"Been practicing that speech, haven't you?"
"Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt like I rushed it."
October 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Andy Stitzer also doesn't need a hairstylist, also has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances.
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
was completely unaware that there is a Charli xcx/Taylor Swift feud until today smh
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Elmer Gantry
One Battle After Another
The Innocents
Three Days of the Condor
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
pretty similar tbh
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM