Hal K9000
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Hal K9000
@halk9000.bsky.social
"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I've been a bad dog."

here for politics (social democrat), films (favorites include 2001, Persona, Raging Bull), hoops (Nikola Jokić is the GOAT)
"You are?"
"I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business!"
"Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex."
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
pretty sure the Bucks and Lakers said the same thing until the league stepped in, tbf
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"How can I be a fascist?! I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"60% of the time, it works every time."
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nolan's own children refer to him as "Mr. Woodcock" (the DDL character from "Phantom Thread"). so yeah, physical pain aplenty
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers."
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
great episode as always! I would say that you talked about how Spike never had a dream-like ending like this before, and I would submit to you that "Clockers" has a simlarish (but inferior) conclusion
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wouldn't tell no one their name, indeed
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Well done, lads. Well done."
"All we did is survive."
"That's enough."
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I believe this pod just might be your masterpiece!
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Okay but what about a muppet Looper???
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i don't know if this has been reformed in the decade or so since i watched the Grammys, but the Best New Artist eligibility rules that allow(ed) for artists who already put out like 4-5 albums are, uh, headscratching
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
how real/sustainable is that defensive ranking for Denver in your opinion?
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Hell I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish!"

My most elder millennial "film bro" opinion is that this is still one of the funniest screenplays ever written
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Van Morrison would despise me. I wouldn't take it personally tho, because he despises everything/one
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Blue Moon (Linklater, 2025)
Bugonia (Lanthimos, 2025)
Seconds (Frankenheimer, 1966)
The Pawnbroker (Lumet, 1964)
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM