I’m exactly the same, I’ve spent over 500 hours in Elden Ring, beat almost every boss in the game, can’t parry worth shit. I’m GREAT at dodge rolling apparently.

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power!

Young Pilgrims by the Shins. “There’s no design, no flaw to find.”

It’s a masterpiece, one of the best movies of that year and one of the best things Soderbergh has ever made. The scene late in the film with Jon Hamm and Matt Damon and the bottle of whiskey will be with me forever. Thanks for writing it.

Needs more moneyballs

A *hydrogen* vehicle to be precise. Pour one out for all the beautiful women rendered hideous by hydrogen cars.

I hate to say it but that’s a quality joke right there.

The first line of Neuromancer is “The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” People younger than, say, 30 would have no idea what a dead channel is or what TV snow looked like.

A comedian can be cranky and hilarious. See: Lewis Black.