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here we go (police incident report follows)
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
here we go (police incident report follows)
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
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[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
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French onion soup? Hell yeah. I might even finger onion soup.
March 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
French onion soup? Hell yeah. I might even finger onion soup.
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It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.
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i'm going to create a group identical to AA and call it Alcoholics Synonymous.
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i'm going to create a group identical to AA and call it Alcoholics Synonymous.
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Can you imagine how good BESTERSHIRE sauce tastes?!?!
December 9, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Can you imagine how good BESTERSHIRE sauce tastes?!?!
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I can’t believe they threw the Country Over party already, I didn’t even have a chance to attend
October 4, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I can’t believe they threw the Country Over party already, I didn’t even have a chance to attend
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Disney is arguing they can't be sued for a woman dying of nut allergies at their restaurant after promising it was safe, because her widower had a Disney+ trial 4 years before - with its terms meaning you can't take Disney or its partners to court:
lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/bord...
lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/bord...
August 14, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Disney is arguing they can't be sued for a woman dying of nut allergies at their restaurant after promising it was safe, because her widower had a Disney+ trial 4 years before - with its terms meaning you can't take Disney or its partners to court:
lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/bord...
lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/bord...
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TFW you can out-jive the rest of those hepcats even with a bum gam
December 25, 2023 at 4:44 AM
TFW you can out-jive the rest of those hepcats even with a bum gam
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I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
December 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
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I just wish open Nazis were treated with the same level of contempt by the news media as annoying 19 year old college kids
December 21, 2023 at 7:43 PM
I just wish open Nazis were treated with the same level of contempt by the news media as annoying 19 year old college kids
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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I did NOT approve this.
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Trolley, from the Olde English "troll ye".
November 26, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Trolley, from the Olde English "troll ye".
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To be fair she DOES look like a chicken
November 24, 2023 at 1:07 PM
To be fair she DOES look like a chicken
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oh that's not-
November 22, 2023 at 12:19 AM
oh that's not-
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A thousand years ago this Chinese gentleman went from pragmatic cat employer to doting cat slave with no regrets.
November 18, 2023 at 8:20 AM
A thousand years ago this Chinese gentleman went from pragmatic cat employer to doting cat slave with no regrets.
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The year is 2323. In the 267th Congress (the 50th Congress of the New Union of American Republics), the neo-Republican Party dutifully chooses and then executes its nominee for Speaker of the House. This ritual has been held each October for a 100 years to mark the beginning of a new session.
October 24, 2023 at 8:52 PM
The year is 2323. In the 267th Congress (the 50th Congress of the New Union of American Republics), the neo-Republican Party dutifully chooses and then executes its nominee for Speaker of the House. This ritual has been held each October for a 100 years to mark the beginning of a new session.