Brak rules.

In fact, I know a place on the way home from work that makes them from scratch. And they're GOOOOOOD.

Oh my god, I would kill for a good plate of onion rings right now.

You've got to love any car with an ejection seat for the passenger

I always loved the Gulf racing colors.

I think the world needs a concept album about butthole.

This sounds exactly like the kind of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps story that Republicans love. But with statutory rape, which they also love.

YYYESSSSSSS!!!

Yup. I mean, he was always dead to me. But now he's double dead.

Didn't they stop making this stuff after all those hillbillies died?

You can also grab my ass a bit while you're at it. It's okay. I kind of like it.

Blocked!

Those are pretty much my specialty.

Hey. Free toilet.

I think the right can drop the "We're all good Christians" mask now.

You were supposed to forget about that.

They could use the super annoying Garry Marshall method of exposition in which other characters, sometimes off screen, comment on what the main character is doing. "Oh no she's not going to get far without the orb of whatever!" Always bugged the shit out of me when my wife watched princess diaries.