🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social
@hamiltonburger.bsky.social
Musician, elder punk, guitar guy, dog father, doppelgangster of love.
An inner child, mummified in fatty meat.
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An inner child, mummified in fatty meat.
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When you think of the universe as a gigantic, omni-directional Rube Goldberg machine, Karma not only makes perfect sense, it's mathematically nearly inevitable.
Seriously, why isn't this man in prison RIGHT NOW?
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Seriously, why isn't this man in prison RIGHT NOW?
Sometimes, I wish my weird dreams had a commentary track.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes, I wish my weird dreams had a commentary track.
@sidebangsmusic.com Your new song came up on Spotify today. Sounds great!
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@sidebangsmusic.com Your new song came up on Spotify today. Sounds great!
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
If Adolf Hitler himself visited the White House, Donald J Trump would get down on his knees (with help, of course), lick his asshole clean, and ask to suck his cock. But that would be difficult, because Hitler ALSO had a micropenis. Just like Donald J Trump.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If Adolf Hitler himself visited the White House, Donald J Trump would get down on his knees (with help, of course), lick his asshole clean, and ask to suck his cock. But that would be difficult, because Hitler ALSO had a micropenis. Just like Donald J Trump.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
OK, so when does the the Orange One commit "Suicide?"
Is there a pool going?
Is there a pool going?
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
OK, so when does the the Orange One commit "Suicide?"
Is there a pool going?
Is there a pool going?
Happy "bring your turkeys to work day" to those who celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy "bring your turkeys to work day" to those who celebrate.
With everything bad happening in the world today, watching Adam Carolla melt down over his divorce settlement is the chicken soup that my soul needs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
With everything bad happening in the world today, watching Adam Carolla melt down over his divorce settlement is the chicken soup that my soul needs.
I am now firmly into my crazy elder punk with a Telecaster phase.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am now firmly into my crazy elder punk with a Telecaster phase.
Now I guess we'll have to just sit back and see if rich white people are really going to be hunted for sport in New York city. I wonder if it will be televised.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Now I guess we'll have to just sit back and see if rich white people are really going to be hunted for sport in New York city. I wonder if it will be televised.
OK, everyone who's a "Digital Creator," go down that hallway to the left.
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
OK, everyone who's a "Digital Creator," go down that hallway to the left.
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
"Take me like one of your fancy couches, JD. Or whatever the hell your name really is."
the HAND IN THE HAIR
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Take me like one of your fancy couches, JD. Or whatever the hell your name really is."
Our idiot president, who LOVES the flag so much, wants Canada as "The 51st State," with no idea how he's going to fit one more star on there. He never did the bare minimum, phone on the toilet research to know that there are 10 provinces, so they'd be states 51-60. #dummytrump
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Our idiot president, who LOVES the flag so much, wants Canada as "The 51st State," with no idea how he's going to fit one more star on there. He never did the bare minimum, phone on the toilet research to know that there are 10 provinces, so they'd be states 51-60. #dummytrump
I got the 30-year-old batteries out of this thing tonight, and later on I'm going to see if it works.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I got the 30-year-old batteries out of this thing tonight, and later on I'm going to see if it works.
Air powered vacuum attachments are bullshit. I will die on this hill.
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Air powered vacuum attachments are bullshit. I will die on this hill.
Hi, folks.
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Hi, folks.
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No lies detected…
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
No lies detected…
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I'd like to report a murder
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'd like to report a murder
I'm pretty sure that if this new ballroom has a cash bar, Pete Hegseth will pay for it inside of a year.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm pretty sure that if this new ballroom has a cash bar, Pete Hegseth will pay for it inside of a year.
Cholesterol is sure taking its sweet ass time with this imbecile.
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cholesterol is sure taking its sweet ass time with this imbecile.
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remember when .... they knew what was coming but did nothing to stop it
October 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
remember when .... they knew what was coming but did nothing to stop it
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Over on X I see all the government agencies saying we're going to Blue Sky. But I don't see them. I just see a lot of hysterical Panic on the part of MAGA.
October 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Over on X I see all the government agencies saying we're going to Blue Sky. But I don't see them. I just see a lot of hysterical Panic on the part of MAGA.
Tom Clancy's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, SUBMARINE!
Ruin an book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title:
Tom Clancy's Stiff
Tom Clancy's Stiff
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Tom Clancy's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, SUBMARINE!