Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
Well, I have snost and lost.
Trying to run away from a murderer...but the murderer is you!
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trying to run away from a murderer...but the murderer is you!
Beautiful people like that never have to learn manners.
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Beautiful people like that never have to learn manners.
Fitbit has a "cardio load" and it will regularly tell me I should be doing 3-4 hours of cardio on a given day. I do sometimes do this (for a VB tournament, for example), but it is a wild thing to suggest on a random weekday.
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fitbit has a "cardio load" and it will regularly tell me I should be doing 3-4 hours of cardio on a given day. I do sometimes do this (for a VB tournament, for example), but it is a wild thing to suggest on a random weekday.
That's the rumor at least, converging all...night...long.
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That's the rumor at least, converging all...night...long.
British people call a stand-up special a "series," right?
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
British people call a stand-up special a "series," right?
They're not putting speed limiters on derigibles, are they?!?
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They're not putting speed limiters on derigibles, are they?!?
The reason you can hold this obviously contradictory idea is that you know as well as the rest of us that those are not his opinions. Your whole disdain relies on not admitting that you're mad at a guy you made up.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The reason you can hold this obviously contradictory idea is that you know as well as the rest of us that those are not his opinions. Your whole disdain relies on not admitting that you're mad at a guy you made up.
Quick question: if the things you were claiming to be Stancil's opinions were actually his opinions, why do you imagine that he (since you're pretending I'm him) would be arguing with you that they are not? If I was Stancil's alt, wouldn't the fact that I'm calling you out prove my point?
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Quick question: if the things you were claiming to be Stancil's opinions were actually his opinions, why do you imagine that he (since you're pretending I'm him) would be arguing with you that they are not? If I was Stancil's alt, wouldn't the fact that I'm calling you out prove my point?
Imagine how different the world would be if these guys hadn't been losers in college and could have just had these dumb conversations at 3 am in someone's dorm room with a few too many beers to remember clearly what they had all agreed was a great idea.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Imagine how different the world would be if these guys hadn't been losers in college and could have just had these dumb conversations at 3 am in someone's dorm room with a few too many beers to remember clearly what they had all agreed was a great idea.
You post those things, but then you summarize them, and anyone who has read both can see that you're full of shit.
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You post those things, but then you summarize them, and anyone who has read both can see that you're full of shit.
See how you have translated his request to be more specific about the crisis into a weird denial + an angry all caps insult aimed at people in general? This is what we mean by strawmanning.
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
See how you have translated his request to be more specific about the crisis into a weird denial + an angry all caps insult aimed at people in general? This is what we mean by strawmanning.
It's very funny because what Will often does is argue with some of the most extreme things that his hate-followers say, which is obviously not representative of normal people, and then you guys fire back with claiming he has disagreed with the normie thing that you didn't say to him.
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It's very funny because what Will often does is argue with some of the most extreme things that his hate-followers say, which is obviously not representative of normal people, and then you guys fire back with claiming he has disagreed with the normie thing that you didn't say to him.
Now you see the trap, because you've posted it, we can see that he has said "most people don't hate their insurance" which is, to any person who can think, not the same as "our healthcare system is perfect."
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Now you see the trap, because you've posted it, we can see that he has said "most people don't hate their insurance" which is, to any person who can think, not the same as "our healthcare system is perfect."
Ok, I did it, I was right, he never said that.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ok, I did it, I was right, he never said that.
I can search through his thousands of posts to find the ones that I don't believe exist?
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I can search through his thousands of posts to find the ones that I don't believe exist?
If he's saying this stuff so regularly, it should be easy to quote one of the posts right here.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If he's saying this stuff so regularly, it should be easy to quote one of the posts right here.
I'm trying to save you from another psychotic break
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm trying to save you from another psychotic break
I'm not defending him?
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm not defending him?
Dude, I'm not gonna read all those, but you have to realize the fact that you think about Will Stancil that much is a you problem, not a Stancil problem, right? Just block him! You don't have to think about him at all for the rest of your life!
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dude, I'm not gonna read all those, but you have to realize the fact that you think about Will Stancil that much is a you problem, not a Stancil problem, right? Just block him! You don't have to think about him at all for the rest of your life!
You are correct, but the "he" you're referring to is that strawmen, not the actual Will Stancil
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You are correct, but the "he" you're referring to is that strawmen, not the actual Will Stancil
His father was killed by a mugger who panicked outside of a theater because Young Sheldon didn't catch a robber using his spider powers, and also Young Sheldon's home planet blew up.
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
His father was killed by a mugger who panicked outside of a theater because Young Sheldon didn't catch a robber using his spider powers, and also Young Sheldon's home planet blew up.
As a lot of my texting is with younger people (I organize a volleyball league), I have to remind myself that using full sentences/grammar/punctuation comes off as stiff. But then I worry that they will think an old like me being less formal means I'm friends with Jeffery.
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
As a lot of my texting is with younger people (I organize a volleyball league), I have to remind myself that using full sentences/grammar/punctuation comes off as stiff. But then I worry that they will think an old like me being less formal means I'm friends with Jeffery.
I assume you're reposting this today because a bunch of those pictures they released showed Waluigi laughing with Jeffery, but Wario only appears in one and he's in the background pretty clearly stealing something.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I assume you're reposting this today because a bunch of those pictures they released showed Waluigi laughing with Jeffery, but Wario only appears in one and he's in the background pretty clearly stealing something.