Hamiltwan
hamiltwan.bsky.social
Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How is it possible that Elon has competition for being the worst one of these guys, and it isn't from Peter Thiel
sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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got buried quickly but yep that was this year www.bbc.com/news/article...
OpenAI boss Sam Altman denies sexual abuse allegations made by sister - BBC News
Ann Altman filed a lawsuit alleging her brother sexually abused her between 1997 and 2006.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I know the whole AI grift involves these companies lying, but it is frankly insulting that they expect us to just credulously believe that Sam Altman has anything to do with raising his children.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I don’t like three strikes laws but a 41yr old woman who’s been arrested over 100 times - that’s an average of an arrest a quarter FOR HER ENTIRE ADULT LIFE - simply should not be on the streets. We have a right to be safe from such criminals
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have to get up early tomorrow morning, because I'm taking our foster kittens in for their neutering surgery, and it is going to be very icy. I preferred an Eagles win, but if they're going to crap their pants, could they at least be down three scores so I don't stay up?
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love that Saquon was the best player in the league last year, but the number of times he gets taped on the ankle and goes down like he's kneeling the ball is getting frustrating.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Seems like if you're in the grasp and you throw the ball at your feet, that is what intentional grounding was designed for?
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
AJ Brown also refusing to block, again (he also was putting in minimal effort on the longish Saquon run)
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
As @lesbowen.bsky.social said, Byron Young stinks.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That AJ Brown drop does not help the folks arguing that he's the same guy he's always been.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't think I've watched the Falcons play this year, did we all know that Kurt Cousin was back even though Michael Penix Jr still is named Michael Penix Junior?
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My plan is to tell Trump he has to go there for his third inauguration swearing in, then bar the doors and fill it with snakes like that pit from the Indiana Jones movie. Sorry liberal justices, I believe you can escape the snaketide. Or your sacrifice will be honored, either way.
“What’s your plan for the Court?” is the only question that matters for 2028 Democratic hopefuls, because if they don’t, the Republican Super Legislature is hatcheting their agenda before it can get off the ground.
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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This post is very real to me but I think reading the replies that it has veered into a genre of post I’d call “Dad Bait” where a lot of people have been desperate to tell you about a cool gizmo they own, and hell yeah that’s cool thank you dads of all ages and genders
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Cowboys apparently are able to pay the refs off in Detroit too...
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I wanna say, making Christmas magic for children Fuckin' Rocks.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The council convenes once more
#deathblart
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Guys! He's finally gonna announce that he died that weekend we all thought he died!
*TRUMP TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2PM EST TUESDAY
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You can really see the change in his disapproval right around when he died that first time.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Plate
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM