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Hamiltwan
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You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
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nicklutsko.bsky.social
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
How is it possible that Elon has competition for being the worst one of these guys, and it isn't from Peter Thiel
fourverts.bsky.social charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 1d
sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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fourverts.bsky.social
got buried quickly but yep that was this year www.bbc.com/news/article...
OpenAI boss Sam Altman denies sexual abuse allegations made by sister - BBC News
Ann Altman filed a lawsuit alleging her brother sexually abused her between 1997 and 2006.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
I know the whole AI grift involves these companies lying, but it is frankly insulting that they expect us to just credulously believe that Sam Altman has anything to do with raising his children.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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sky.skymarchini.net
I don’t like three strikes laws but a 41yr old woman who’s been arrested over 100 times - that’s an average of an arrest a quarter FOR HER ENTIRE ADULT LIFE - simply should not be on the streets. We have a right to be safe from such criminals
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
I have to get up early tomorrow morning, because I'm taking our foster kittens in for their neutering surgery, and it is going to be very icy. I preferred an Eagles win, but if they're going to crap their pants, could they at least be down three scores so I don't stay up?
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMLQ...

#Eagles
the Mountain Goats - Going Invisible 2 (Jordan Lake Sessions)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
I love that Saquon was the best player in the league last year, but the number of times he gets taped on the ankle and goes down like he's kneeling the ball is getting frustrating.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
Seems like if you're in the grasp and you throw the ball at your feet, that is what intentional grounding was designed for?
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
AJ Brown also refusing to block, again (he also was putting in minimal effort on the longish Saquon run)
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
As @lesbowen.bsky.social said, Byron Young stinks.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
That AJ Brown drop does not help the folks arguing that he's the same guy he's always been.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
I don't think I've watched the Falcons play this year, did we all know that Kurt Cousin was back even though Michael Penix Jr still is named Michael Penix Junior?
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
My plan is to tell Trump he has to go there for his third inauguration swearing in, then bar the doors and fill it with snakes like that pit from the Indiana Jones movie. Sorry liberal justices, I believe you can escape the snaketide. Or your sacrifice will be honored, either way.
zingherpolisci.bsky.social Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 6d
“What’s your plan for the Court?” is the only question that matters for 2028 Democratic hopefuls, because if they don’t, the Republican Super Legislature is hatcheting their agenda before it can get off the ground.
stevevladeck.bsky.social Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 6d
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This post is very real to me but I think reading the replies that it has veered into a genre of post I’d call “Dad Bait” where a lot of people have been desperate to tell you about a cool gizmo they own, and hell yeah that’s cool thank you dads of all ages and genders
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more
But this is my failing. I am the author of my own misfortune. On any other site, the content I am seeing would be the result of an algorithm. It would take whatever triggered the most engagement and push it in front of me. This is what happens on Instagram. It's what used to happen on X until it was replaced by an algorithm which favoured far-right content. On most of these sites, there is a way of returning to a chronological feed, but it is difficult and usually temporary. On Bluesky, the content I am seeing is not being handed to me by an algorithm. There is no algorithm. I am simply seeing what the people I follow are posting, in order. I am therefore responsible for the fact that it is not providing a broad enough range of experience. Or perhaps other users are for not writing enough of that content, or for not sharing it enough. Either way, it's on us. We are building our own experience from the bottom up, by our choices. Our behaviour is not the result of decisions that have been taken from on high, in rooms we were not invited to.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
Cowboys apparently are able to pay the refs off in Detroit too...
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
I wanna say, making Christmas magic for children Fuckin' Rocks.
dirtdork.bsky.social Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 7d
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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nicklutsko.bsky.social
I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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gingerbearart.bsky.social
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
Guys! He's finally gonna announce that he died that weekend we all thought he died!
fintwitter.bsky.social FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 9d
*TRUMP TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2PM EST TUESDAY
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
You can really see the change in his disapproval right around when he died that first time.
polltracker.bsky.social Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · 12d
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hamiltwan.bsky.social
Plate
Thanksgiving plate with turkey, turkey, mashed potatoes, creamed carrots, butternut squash casserole, stuffing, roasted veggies, and lots of gravy.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM