Hammerhead Snark
@hammerheadsnark.bsky.social
Puppy poppa, pixel monkey, politically-stressed snark junkie.
🎶 “And one day he’ll say to me, ‘Hey KISS-ass, your makeup is so inferior. Shouldn’t a sycophant, so void inside, have a matching exterior? And since your legacy - it is on its knees, let’s orangify your verdigris… would it be alright by you, if I de-integrify youuuuu!”🎶
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🎶 “And one day he’ll say to me, ‘Hey KISS-ass, your makeup is so inferior. Shouldn’t a sycophant, so void inside, have a matching exterior? And since your legacy - it is on its knees, let’s orangify your verdigris… would it be alright by you, if I de-integrify youuuuu!”🎶
I remember feeling kind of sad when @kaine.senate.gov was on this SNL sketch that poked fun of nobody remembering him since his VP loss. Now I look forward to the day I can’t remember this jackass either.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I remember feeling kind of sad when @kaine.senate.gov was on this SNL sketch that poked fun of nobody remembering him since his VP loss. Now I look forward to the day I can’t remember this jackass either.
Lame duck president has a broken wing and he did it to himself. #elections #bluewave
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lame duck president has a broken wing and he did it to himself. #elections #bluewave
Release the Epstein files.
September 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Release the Epstein files.
I can quote it from beginning to end and back again.
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I can quote it from beginning to end and back again.
Mike Johnson and the rest of the crew supervising.
September 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mike Johnson and the rest of the crew supervising.
Hey Eric. If you’re going to start lecturing people, start with Tweedle Dee.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hey Eric. If you’re going to start lecturing people, start with Tweedle Dee.
The T-shirt looks awfully MAGA-esque. Just sayin’.
September 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The T-shirt looks awfully MAGA-esque. Just sayin’.
“Chip. Why don’t you go play in the other room for a bit?”
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“Chip. Why don’t you go play in the other room for a bit?”
September 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trump’s press conference was a big ol’ nothingburger. Back to the task at hand. #trump #congress #backinsession #epstein
September 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Trump’s press conference was a big ol’ nothingburger. Back to the task at hand. #trump #congress #backinsession #epstein
Congress is back tomorrow. You know what to do. Post a gif, change your profile pic, do something! Flood the zone. Bring back the nightmare the GOP ran from on August 8th.
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Congress is back tomorrow. You know what to do. Post a gif, change your profile pic, do something! Flood the zone. Bring back the nightmare the GOP ran from on August 8th.
Convince me this man is not a defective cadaver from a funeral showroom supply store. Go on. Try.
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Convince me this man is not a defective cadaver from a funeral showroom supply store. Go on. Try.
“What’s this statistic?”
“Some facts. Supposed to embarrass the Speaker of the House.”
“Did you admit he’s got a point?”
“I’m not going to admit it, you admit it.”
“I’mmmm not gonna admit it.”
“Let’s ask Mikey.”
“Yeh.”
“He won’t answer it, he denies everything.”
“He dodged it! Hey Mikey!”
“Some facts. Supposed to embarrass the Speaker of the House.”
“Did you admit he’s got a point?”
“I’m not going to admit it, you admit it.”
“I’mmmm not gonna admit it.”
“Let’s ask Mikey.”
“Yeh.”
“He won’t answer it, he denies everything.”
“He dodged it! Hey Mikey!”
August 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“What’s this statistic?”
“Some facts. Supposed to embarrass the Speaker of the House.”
“Did you admit he’s got a point?”
“I’m not going to admit it, you admit it.”
“I’mmmm not gonna admit it.”
“Let’s ask Mikey.”
“Yeh.”
“He won’t answer it, he denies everything.”
“He dodged it! Hey Mikey!”
“Some facts. Supposed to embarrass the Speaker of the House.”
“Did you admit he’s got a point?”
“I’m not going to admit it, you admit it.”
“I’mmmm not gonna admit it.”
“Let’s ask Mikey.”
“Yeh.”
“He won’t answer it, he denies everything.”
“He dodged it! Hey Mikey!”
Or the Duke Silver of Saxophony.
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Or the Duke Silver of Saxophony.
#messwithtexas “…by any means necessary.”
August 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#messwithtexas “…by any means necessary.”
Hey. At least he told the truth there right at the end.
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey. At least he told the truth there right at the end.
Yes. Judging the opposite sex based on their looks is wrong.
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Yes. Judging the opposite sex based on their looks is wrong.