Hammerhead Snark
@hammerheadsnark.bsky.social
Puppy poppa, pixel monkey, politically-stressed snark junkie.
They’re the inbred offspring of “See No Evil” and “Hear No Evil” chimps.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
They’re the inbred offspring of “See No Evil” and “Hear No Evil” chimps.
The hepatitis vaccine is just two little pricks - like their wedding photos.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The hepatitis vaccine is just two little pricks - like their wedding photos.
🎶 “And one day he’ll say to me, ‘Hey KISS-ass, your makeup is so inferior. Shouldn’t a sycophant, so void inside, have a matching exterior? And since your legacy - it is on its knees, let’s orangify your verdigris… would it be alright by you, if I de-integrify youuuuu!”🎶
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🎶 “And one day he’ll say to me, ‘Hey KISS-ass, your makeup is so inferior. Shouldn’t a sycophant, so void inside, have a matching exterior? And since your legacy - it is on its knees, let’s orangify your verdigris… would it be alright by you, if I de-integrify youuuuu!”🎶
🎶 I. Want Botox and toups all niiiiight. Trump’s sellin’ “honors” to-day! 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🎶 I. Want Botox and toups all niiiiight. Trump’s sellin’ “honors” to-day! 🎶
2026 midterm ads should just be a steady stream of these clips showing their gross negligence of current events; non-stop with a chyron listing their names, title, & political affiliation.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
2026 midterm ads should just be a steady stream of these clips showing their gross negligence of current events; non-stop with a chyron listing their names, title, & political affiliation.
Ruuuuuuubyyyyyyyy! 😍😍😍
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ruuuuuuubyyyyyyyy! 😍😍😍
Great. If Tom Cotton thinks sitting on a capsized boat that’s been hit by a missile isn’t helpless, let’s set him out in one on those same waters and see how long it takes him to change his tune.
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Great. If Tom Cotton thinks sitting on a capsized boat that’s been hit by a missile isn’t helpless, let’s set him out in one on those same waters and see how long it takes him to change his tune.
Absolutely. And cut the mics immediately to stop the switch to a new talking point.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Absolutely. And cut the mics immediately to stop the switch to a new talking point.
I’m just glad they’re not some cheap-ass, tacky, gold foil monstrosities. 🤮 And as others have stated, it will help rule out those who received the honor during this farce of an administration.
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m just glad they’re not some cheap-ass, tacky, gold foil monstrosities. 🤮 And as others have stated, it will help rule out those who received the honor during this farce of an administration.
Dude is literally an inch’s worth of mustache from being a Sh!tler doppleganger.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Dude is literally an inch’s worth of mustache from being a Sh!tler doppleganger.
He could see everything from my cerebral cortex to my medulla oblongEpstein.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He could see everything from my cerebral cortex to my medulla oblongEpstein.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Sleeping Doodie.
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sleeping Doodie.
🎶 These bribes are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days this administration is gonna walk all over you. 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🎶 These bribes are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days this administration is gonna walk all over you. 🎶
The GOP is just a vapid gang of thieves. This week, they took away the previous admin’s rules for flyers’ rights to compensation for airline delays and cancellations. But they’re worried about what I’m wearing? Duffy needs to be sucked into a jet engine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The GOP is just a vapid gang of thieves. This week, they took away the previous admin’s rules for flyers’ rights to compensation for airline delays and cancellations. But they’re worried about what I’m wearing? Duffy needs to be sucked into a jet engine.
And are funded by those in the blue states.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
And are funded by those in the blue states.
Hell yeh. I’m working on a list of hellacious names for all my orange-clown-lovin’ relatives. It’s open season if they’re willing to fall for this crap.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hell yeh. I’m working on a list of hellacious names for all my orange-clown-lovin’ relatives. It’s open season if they’re willing to fall for this crap.
These guys are unwittingly creating political ads for their opponents for the 2026 election cycle. Keep ‘em coming!
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
These guys are unwittingly creating political ads for their opponents for the 2026 election cycle. Keep ‘em coming!
I have NO sympathy for any Democrats committing ANY crimes. Especially in these times. Taking an extra sugar packet from the coffee bar pulls much needed attention from the ubergrift happening hourly in the White House. Lock her up and then back to the task at hand.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I have NO sympathy for any Democrats committing ANY crimes. Especially in these times. Taking an extra sugar packet from the coffee bar pulls much needed attention from the ubergrift happening hourly in the White House. Lock her up and then back to the task at hand.
These comparisons always remind me of something I learned in art history classes. Many classic painters would make those closest to Jesus (in the painting) more attractive, and get more hideous the further away they were. Says a lot about our administration and their need for plastic surgery.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
These comparisons always remind me of something I learned in art history classes. Many classic painters would make those closest to Jesus (in the painting) more attractive, and get more hideous the further away they were. Says a lot about our administration and their need for plastic surgery.