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Chris
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Doggy Daycare Dude.
Ordained Dudeist Priest.
My pillow is cool on both sides.
Pinned
MmmHmm!!
Never forget
August 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I wish I could remember where I saw this a few months back so I could give proper credit, but alas, those were braincells that were sacrificed for the greater good 😆 Anywhooo on to the quote.
"The wrong ICE is melting. The wrong Amazon is burning."

legit.
August 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Unfuckingbelievable 🦋💙🦋
(🚨) ALERT: Donald Trump's Supposed Partial Release of The Epstein Files Was a Scam; Trump Told America He Was Fine with the Release, But It Turns Out That That's Because It Was Almost All Already-Released Documents and the Real Epstein Files Remain Hidden
Justice Dept. Sent Congress Epstein Files That Were Already Public, Democrats Say
www.nytimes.com
August 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fuck you Pete Kegstand!! #pedo #abuser #dipshit
The south lost the first one. You are not a strong enough military leader to win this one either. But the very idea of killing off more Americans because you want to have a proud confederate history, when it involved slavery is stupid.

#USDemocracy

www.thedailybeast.com/hegseth-thre...
Hegseth Threatens Civil War to Defend Confederate History
The defense secretary defended his decision to restore a Confederate monument in Arlington National Cemetery.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
this fuckin guy. #TOFU
the amount of contempt vance has for everyone he's talking to — such that he'll say obvious nonsense as if he's fooling you — is genuinely remarkable
Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents
June 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said “wow, instead of TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)

Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.

It’s not my fault I swear!
Anywhoo, can we get TOFU trending? K'thx!!

#TOFU
June 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
MmmHmm!!
June 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I wanna know more. Whats the limit? Is it catch and release, or catch and re-locate? Do you need a special license or training?
I crack myself up.
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Share this everywhere.
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Found yesterday’s winner. 🏆
June 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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One thing I know: we have to figure out a way to increase public shame, not only towards apathy, but towards a lack of intellectual integrity— people not caring whether what they believe is true. Proud ignorance and proud indifference should be shamed, not celebrated.
June 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You saw that bullshit today right? Senator says he wasn't detained but when you are chewing carpet and being handcuffed against your will.. that's being detained my man. That whole scene was infuriating!
June 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.
June 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
June 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I started a petition. Check it out, you might like it :)

chng.it/SsfwDPCxwy
This campaign needs you now
Create a Universal "Number 47" Chicken Taco Secret Menu Item
chng.it
May 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Check out this petition over on Change . org chng.it/hCN9HR4jjj

create a universal secret menu item #47 which gets you a chicken taco and makes the bitter orange clown sad.
May 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I started a petition. Check it out, you might like it :)

chng.it/SsfwDPCxwy
This campaign needs you now
Create a Universal "Number 47" Chicken Taco Secret Menu Item
chng.it
May 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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This‼️
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I will post this everyday to remind us. She was always right!
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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In today’s atmosphere, it’s obvious why a book warning of totalitarian censorship would be in the American Library Association’s list of most commonly challenged books
April 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM