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we are all radioactive cats in god's microwave meowing so brightly
shrimply having a wonderful fried rice time
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(treant slamming rent money down on red) trees are not so good with money
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
only heaven forfends
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
its kind of awesome when a character scrubs through footage of a paranormal event obsessively and then find a solitary frame that gives them the next clue
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
wonton soup morning, barbecue pork roll bun
October 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
net zero information life
October 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
neighbors hate my trenchant insights but love my vocal stims
October 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
my beast of burping
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
keep doing trust falls on my cat and honestly it seems like he's not even trying
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
trash goes on the lawn and aluminum cans go in the pond
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
no discernible motive just rockin out
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
a sign that our society is healing: i haven't seen a single one of those dipshit sam hyde memes this cycle
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
in this car we believe no U turn is illegal
September 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
this lunch is awesome
September 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
yharnam gerhman gecko be like: Beast is Blood.
August 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
petting my cat: that's where I want to be
August 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
turn off god mode real quick. i'm not gonna do anything just need you to turn off god mode, i want to see something
August 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
(guy who knows that comparison is the thief of joy) I'd be equally happy with a bottle in front of me and a frontal lobotomy
July 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
polar beans
July 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I don't have to tell you things are cheugy. Everybody knows things are cheugy. It's a vibe shift. Everybody's off their grindset or scared of losing their grift. The uhhhh bitcoin buys a memecoin's worth; Venmo is going bust; dropshippers keep a 3D printed gun under the counter;
May 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I just had a far from death experience
June 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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They need to put me in a cage like an animal
June 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Lady Knight Lineart:
May 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I made a new version of this old sketch:
May 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM