cjam
@hamptertime.bsky.social
i like video game and eating rocks
just opened up the journal app for what i thought was the first time
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
just opened up the journal app for what i thought was the first time
Reposted by cjam
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
i think i’m getting standing desk
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i think i’m getting standing desk
left the friend discord 3 days ago and no one has noticed yet let’s pray i magically escaped forever
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
left the friend discord 3 days ago and no one has noticed yet let’s pray i magically escaped forever
i got jen & larry ice cream
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
i got jen & larry ice cream
why does the free press cost money
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
why does the free press cost money
my new kitchen almost done :D
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
my new kitchen almost done :D
“pompei gray” seems like a questionable name to call a shade of grey
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
“pompei gray” seems like a questionable name to call a shade of grey
left without anyone noticing hehehe
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
left without anyone noticing hehehe
friendships don’t have monetary value till you ask for money
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
friendships don’t have monetary value till you ask for money
bsky improving video quality means finally saying goodbye to twitter :D
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
bsky improving video quality means finally saying goodbye to twitter :D
this is still so funny
honestly i dont remember making this valorant edit but i found it on my computr
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
this is still so funny
there’s nothing i hate more than TVs being used as menus. i never know WHERE ANYTHING IS AND I CANT FIND SOMETHING NEW BC HALF THE TIME ITS AN AD INSTEAD OF MENU
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
there’s nothing i hate more than TVs being used as menus. i never know WHERE ANYTHING IS AND I CANT FIND SOMETHING NEW BC HALF THE TIME ITS AN AD INSTEAD OF MENU
genuinely just waiting for osrs birthday event ive missed it every year for almost a fucking decade man
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
genuinely just waiting for osrs birthday event ive missed it every year for almost a fucking decade man
if you over promise you will only succeed for a very short time until the underperforming ruins your reputation and makes everyone hate and lose trust in you
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
if you over promise you will only succeed for a very short time until the underperforming ruins your reputation and makes everyone hate and lose trust in you
“i cracked wordle 😎 here’s how to get it every time by typing in every letter of the alphabet in 5 guesses so you can always get it on guess 6/6!” WOW YOU SHOULD TAKE A RIDE DOWN THE SEWER SLIDE
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“i cracked wordle 😎 here’s how to get it every time by typing in every letter of the alphabet in 5 guesses so you can always get it on guess 6/6!” WOW YOU SHOULD TAKE A RIDE DOWN THE SEWER SLIDE
crazy i said this before playing 5 minutes of high guard and uninstalling due to pathetic performance
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
crazy i said this before playing 5 minutes of high guard and uninstalling due to pathetic performance
scratch that imagine game companies not being dog shit and just offer a performance mode like fortnite bc that is genuinely the only game on UE5 that runs well and isn’t a blurry mess
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
scratch that imagine game companies not being dog shit and just offer a performance mode like fortnite bc that is genuinely the only game on UE5 that runs well and isn’t a blurry mess
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
some guy did this to me a couple weeks ago on the subject of ergonomics, claiming to have a certificate in ergonomics, and wasn’t doing a bit which was really terrifying and even scarier if he’s actually certified in anything
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
some guy did this to me a couple weeks ago on the subject of ergonomics, claiming to have a certificate in ergonomics, and wasn’t doing a bit which was really terrifying and even scarier if he’s actually certified in anything
yay bank account hit new funny number i should really be investing
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
yay bank account hit new funny number i should really be investing
i hope open AI runs out of money faster than 2027 so i can buy a new gpu
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i hope open AI runs out of money faster than 2027 so i can buy a new gpu
adjusted the herman miller by 1cm and i feel like im in heaven
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
adjusted the herman miller by 1cm and i feel like im in heaven
ads on amazon prime i actually wish bezos would kill himself + im getting around it by downloading the episode but like why am i paying for prime
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
ads on amazon prime i actually wish bezos would kill himself + im getting around it by downloading the episode but like why am i paying for prime
i might be too autistic for glass mousepad i’m sad
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i might be too autistic for glass mousepad i’m sad