E. Norma Stitz
@handjobbetty.bsky.social
I'm the desperate slut in your area that PornHub was talking about.
It’s my first day back at my apartment alone in 2 weeks and yall. I miss my BF lol. This is so lame
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s my first day back at my apartment alone in 2 weeks and yall. I miss my BF lol. This is so lame
I’ve missed a ton on the sky today but honestly… it’s just gonna be dick and hole and I’m absolutely NOT horny. So. I guess I’m back but at what cost
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’ve missed a ton on the sky today but honestly… it’s just gonna be dick and hole and I’m absolutely NOT horny. So. I guess I’m back but at what cost
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DC drivers love to honk at someone for stopping at a red light
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
DC drivers love to honk at someone for stopping at a red light
I’m anti horny and I hate social media right now don’t touch me
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’m anti horny and I hate social media right now don’t touch me
I lost my composure for a minute.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I lost my composure for a minute.
Deleted Scruff and Grindr
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Deleted Scruff and Grindr
Up until about 15 minutes ago I was reprogramming a portfolio for a job application that probably will lead to nothing. I’m mentally exhausted. And looking at literally everything I’m sad. I’m sad I’m still playing into this. I’m sad that I have to do this to make money and be happy “sometimes”
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Up until about 15 minutes ago I was reprogramming a portfolio for a job application that probably will lead to nothing. I’m mentally exhausted. And looking at literally everything I’m sad. I’m sad I’m still playing into this. I’m sad that I have to do this to make money and be happy “sometimes”
I need cis straight women to understand that the no. 1 rule for them in a gay bar is that they are a guest in this space. They are welcome, but this space is not FOR THEM. Drink your drinks, have your fun, be supportive, be POLITE.
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I need cis straight women to understand that the no. 1 rule for them in a gay bar is that they are a guest in this space. They are welcome, but this space is not FOR THEM. Drink your drinks, have your fun, be supportive, be POLITE.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
I don’t understand the mental logic of publishing Super Bowl commercials before the actual Super Bowl. Like, are yall TRYING to lose the “non-football” audience? Because it’s pretty much one of the only things that draws us in besides a good half time show.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I don’t understand the mental logic of publishing Super Bowl commercials before the actual Super Bowl. Like, are yall TRYING to lose the “non-football” audience? Because it’s pretty much one of the only things that draws us in besides a good half time show.
Hard to comprehend that this would be the year I could retire from the military had I not separated back in 2012. Given that I would have had to serve under 2 Trump admins, I don’t regret leaving in the slightest. But it really does feel like I left for boot camp not that long ago.
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Hard to comprehend that this would be the year I could retire from the military had I not separated back in 2012. Given that I would have had to serve under 2 Trump admins, I don’t regret leaving in the slightest. But it really does feel like I left for boot camp not that long ago.
Weird fuckassery in the dreams department last night. Slept fine, but yeah…. I’m up lol. That’s enough of whatever that was.
February 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Weird fuckassery in the dreams department last night. Slept fine, but yeah…. I’m up lol. That’s enough of whatever that was.
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Like to charge, reskeet to cast 🪄
now wait just a damn minute!
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Like to charge, reskeet to cast 🪄
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"guess ur too busy" are the magic words to use it you want me to summon the block button like mjölnir
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
"guess ur too busy" are the magic words to use it you want me to summon the block button like mjölnir
Did dry-ish January. Went out both Sunday and Monday. Didn’t go hard but seems like it was enough to make me hungover as fuck today.
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Did dry-ish January. Went out both Sunday and Monday. Didn’t go hard but seems like it was enough to make me hungover as fuck today.
Stop calling yourself a bear if you’re thin and slightly hairy
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Stop calling yourself a bear if you’re thin and slightly hairy
Fuck this hog
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Fuck this hog
I had to say no
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I had to say no
Had a not so great mental day yesterday. Spent most of it in bed. Easily clocked around 11 hours of sleep last night. And I’m STILL a sleepy baby this afternoon. But I’m scared any further caffeine would legit kill me lol
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Had a not so great mental day yesterday. Spent most of it in bed. Easily clocked around 11 hours of sleep last night. And I’m STILL a sleepy baby this afternoon. But I’m scared any further caffeine would legit kill me lol
Wanting to go to bed at 6 pm is lame but like… who am I trying to impress by staying awake?! Sooooooooo guess what’s about to happen
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Wanting to go to bed at 6 pm is lame but like… who am I trying to impress by staying awake?! Sooooooooo guess what’s about to happen
I think everyone has a “porn star I could take and love it”
Used to be Tim Kruger (rip) but it’s now @cainmarkoxxx.bsky.social
I’d literally be cumming everywhere.
Used to be Tim Kruger (rip) but it’s now @cainmarkoxxx.bsky.social
I’d literally be cumming everywhere.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I think everyone has a “porn star I could take and love it”
Used to be Tim Kruger (rip) but it’s now @cainmarkoxxx.bsky.social
I’d literally be cumming everywhere.
Used to be Tim Kruger (rip) but it’s now @cainmarkoxxx.bsky.social
I’d literally be cumming everywhere.
Where does one go about getting a Prince Albert piercing? Everything around me seems really conservative.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Where does one go about getting a Prince Albert piercing? Everything around me seems really conservative.
Gin: makes me horny as fuck
SSRIs: makes me not cum
I finally did, but it actually hurt. My balls ache.
SSRIs: makes me not cum
I finally did, but it actually hurt. My balls ache.
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Gin: makes me horny as fuck
SSRIs: makes me not cum
I finally did, but it actually hurt. My balls ache.
SSRIs: makes me not cum
I finally did, but it actually hurt. My balls ache.