E. Norma Stitz
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E. Norma Stitz
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I'm the desperate slut in your area that PornHub was talking about.
It’s my first day back at my apartment alone in 2 weeks and yall. I miss my BF lol. This is so lame
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’ve missed a ton on the sky today but honestly… it’s just gonna be dick and hole and I’m absolutely NOT horny. So. I guess I’m back but at what cost
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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DC drivers love to honk at someone for stopping at a red light
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I’m anti horny and I hate social media right now don’t touch me
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I lost my composure for a minute.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Deleted Scruff and Grindr
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Up until about 15 minutes ago I was reprogramming a portfolio for a job application that probably will lead to nothing. I’m mentally exhausted. And looking at literally everything I’m sad. I’m sad I’m still playing into this. I’m sad that I have to do this to make money and be happy “sometimes”
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I need cis straight women to understand that the no. 1 rule for them in a gay bar is that they are a guest in this space. They are welcome, but this space is not FOR THEM. Drink your drinks, have your fun, be supportive, be POLITE.
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I don’t understand the mental logic of publishing Super Bowl commercials before the actual Super Bowl. Like, are yall TRYING to lose the “non-football” audience? Because it’s pretty much one of the only things that draws us in besides a good half time show.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Hard to comprehend that this would be the year I could retire from the military had I not separated back in 2012. Given that I would have had to serve under 2 Trump admins, I don’t regret leaving in the slightest. But it really does feel like I left for boot camp not that long ago.
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Weird fuckassery in the dreams department last night. Slept fine, but yeah…. I’m up lol. That’s enough of whatever that was.
February 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Like to charge, reskeet to cast 🪄
now wait just a damn minute!
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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"guess ur too busy" are the magic words to use it you want me to summon the block button like mjölnir
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Did dry-ish January. Went out both Sunday and Monday. Didn’t go hard but seems like it was enough to make me hungover as fuck today.
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Horny AF
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Stop calling yourself a bear if you’re thin and slightly hairy
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Fuck this hog
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I had to say no
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Had a not so great mental day yesterday. Spent most of it in bed. Easily clocked around 11 hours of sleep last night. And I’m STILL a sleepy baby this afternoon. But I’m scared any further caffeine would legit kill me lol
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Wanting to go to bed at 6 pm is lame but like… who am I trying to impress by staying awake?! Sooooooooo guess what’s about to happen
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I think everyone has a “porn star I could take and love it”

Used to be Tim Kruger (rip) but it’s now @cainmarkoxxx.bsky.social

I’d literally be cumming everywhere.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Where does one go about getting a Prince Albert piercing? Everything around me seems really conservative.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Gin: makes me horny as fuck

SSRIs: makes me not cum

I finally did, but it actually hurt. My balls ache.
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM