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Canary M. Burns
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Are we?
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
God I can’t fucking stand this defense. Dennis Allen needs to be shot into the sun. No pass coverage, no pass rush. What does this defense do well?
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Future Chicago Bear Kewan Lacy with a 70 yd TD run.
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
What a loser. No condolences, no sympathy, no humanity. Fuck you and eat shit JD Vance.
JD Vance on the killing of Renee Good: "The reporting over this has been one of the biggest scandals I've ever seen in media. I've never seen a case so misrepresented and misreported."
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Personnel has not been doing us any favors but Dennis Allen just doesn’t have the juice. Much of the success of this defense this year is probably due to Al Harris.
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
What a fucking moron man. All you have to do is not be antisemitic and cash checks. How fuckin hard is that?
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
THEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
RFK Jr. is a completely unqualified conspiracy theorist who is putting newborn babies at risk.

The reckless decision to end a proven vaccine recommendation has no scientific basis.

This guy has got to go.
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM