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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 6d

hangman vs samoa joe’s sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 6d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 14d

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Aug 22

i have attended and paid my respects at church today (depicted). i have also been damned to find that chappell roan is performing a short train ride away but i am one ga ticket too late. life is peculiar; lush with joy, pain, and contradiction. forbidden door on ppv sunday.

a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Aug 15

i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jul 14

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jul 1

look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.

a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it.

a butterfly or a moth on the buckeye flowers, i don’t know which one it is and guess what im not gonna look it up im just gonna hold onto the memories of it fluttering about and having a great time

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jun 19

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

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Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jun 10

you didnt answer my question KEVIN

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jun 10

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Jun 3

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · May 24

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · May 8

ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest

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OCEAN WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH | OFFICIAL TRAILER | IN CINEMAS NOW | Altitude Films

YouTube video by Altitude Films

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · May 6

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

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Clean Air Task Force @cleanaircatf.bsky.social · Apr 18

Clean Air Task Force was named one of the most effective environmental organizations by @vox.com for the fifth year in a row.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Apr 21

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Apr 12

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can’t even really see it cause it’s DARK AS SHIT outside because it’s the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 28

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 18

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 12

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 11

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

it’s a shirt but you can’t buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it’s a collectors item for people who collect shirts

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 5

this is not a real tweet from the past, im not sure why this is a thing on thr internet

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 3

new clothing for the body

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promotional imagery for a shirt, hangman riding a horse in (presumably) assless chaps, featuring a cactus and desert and those rings around the head and arm holes

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Mar 3

im gonna put so many plants into the ground

bunch of stuff im gonna put in the ground

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · Feb 16

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

slick-ass salamander just creepin around

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