Simon
@hangry.horse
🇸🇪🇬🇧🏳️🌈🇪🇺 Infosec database toucher.
🚣♂️🪚 rowing, gardening, learn-it-once-and-move-on DIY
📍Cambridge (but sometimes also Värmland 🦅)
🚣♂️🪚 rowing, gardening, learn-it-once-and-move-on DIY
📍Cambridge (but sometimes also Värmland 🦅)
Being an IT worker, I unfortunately have no special powers to make it™ happen. I don't even know if I can make IT happen, to be quite honest.
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Being an IT worker, I unfortunately have no special powers to make it™ happen. I don't even know if I can make IT happen, to be quite honest.
Love a good it™, especially when it™ happens.
It™ has happened, right?
It™ has happened, right?
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Love a good it™, especially when it™ happens.
It™ has happened, right?
It™ has happened, right?
Starfleet Academy. I'm 30 mins in and why does it feel like I'm watching Harry Potter in space?
I'll keep watching, I guess.
I'll keep watching, I guess.
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Starfleet Academy. I'm 30 mins in and why does it feel like I'm watching Harry Potter in space?
I'll keep watching, I guess.
I'll keep watching, I guess.
So much sitting room redecoration progress today
And farewell ugly fireplace 🖕🏼
And farewell ugly fireplace 🖕🏼
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
So much sitting room redecoration progress today
And farewell ugly fireplace 🖕🏼
And farewell ugly fireplace 🖕🏼
I have so many tabs open in sublime text from quick note taking that I'm really worried about how long it's going to take me to go through and decide which ones are important
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I have so many tabs open in sublime text from quick note taking that I'm really worried about how long it's going to take me to go through and decide which ones are important
Moved the living room into the master bedroom, to make way for redecorating the actual living room. I kinda like it here tbh
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Moved the living room into the master bedroom, to make way for redecorating the actual living room. I kinda like it here tbh
I have to stay up for another 8 hours?! I’m ready for bed now tbh
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have to stay up for another 8 hours?! I’m ready for bed now tbh
Like a fool, I have gone to work on a day when the on site cafe is closed.
Brought snacks already depleted
Brought snacks already depleted
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Like a fool, I have gone to work on a day when the on site cafe is closed.
Brought snacks already depleted
Brought snacks already depleted
Diagonal sleep. It just hits different
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Diagonal sleep. It just hits different
I thought I did see some new boats earlier today! After 18 months of all the boats being stuck on this stretch, any new ones do stick out.
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambrid...
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambrid...
Take a look at reopened River Cam lock after 18-month closure
The lock has been closed since May 2024 for structural work.
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I thought I did see some new boats earlier today! After 18 months of all the boats being stuck on this stretch, any new ones do stick out.
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambrid...
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambrid...
And Boxing Day 🥺
Why did I sign up for rowing the day before Christmas Eve
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
And Boxing Day 🥺
(finally caught up with Heated Rivalry)
No *you're* crying!
No *you're* crying!
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
(finally caught up with Heated Rivalry)
No *you're* crying!
No *you're* crying!
Must they keep showing him abusing the rowing ERG on heated rivalry? That’s three eps now and he’s not learned how to use it 😔
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Must they keep showing him abusing the rowing ERG on heated rivalry? That’s three eps now and he’s not learned how to use it 😔
Watching the 1965 Jesus film that has Max von Sydow in it, and only now noticed that Herod Antipas is portrayed Jose Ferrer - also of Dune (in)famy some 20 years later
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Watching the 1965 Jesus film that has Max von Sydow in it, and only now noticed that Herod Antipas is portrayed Jose Ferrer - also of Dune (in)famy some 20 years later
I got a moka pot for Christmas but I’m not sure I can commit to reading the instruction manual *every time* I want coffee.
Help?
Help?
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I got a moka pot for Christmas but I’m not sure I can commit to reading the instruction manual *every time* I want coffee.
Help?
Help?
heh, this CCTV feed has an overlaid message:
"Your CCTV is vulnerable and can be exposed,
fix it pls - DIY or Telegram me - Faxociety."
vulnerability reports just don't get the love they deserve 🥺
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
"Your CCTV is vulnerable and can be exposed,
fix it pls - DIY or Telegram me - Faxociety."
vulnerability reports just don't get the love they deserve 🥺
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Watch: Moment robbers rip ATM machine from inside Texas store
The White Settlement Police Department is searching for two suspects.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
heh, this CCTV feed has an overlaid message:
"Your CCTV is vulnerable and can be exposed,
fix it pls - DIY or Telegram me - Faxociety."
vulnerability reports just don't get the love they deserve 🥺
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
"Your CCTV is vulnerable and can be exposed,
fix it pls - DIY or Telegram me - Faxociety."
vulnerability reports just don't get the love they deserve 🥺
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
No Christmas without Juleskum
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
No Christmas without Juleskum
Christmas morning run completed
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Christmas morning run completed
Panic stations at introvert household today as unsolicited Christmas card from neighbour arrives, only to be topped by unsolicited mini hamper of Prosecco and chocolates from other neighbour.
We have truly moved to the most middle class village imaginable
We have truly moved to the most middle class village imaginable
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Panic stations at introvert household today as unsolicited Christmas card from neighbour arrives, only to be topped by unsolicited mini hamper of Prosecco and chocolates from other neighbour.
We have truly moved to the most middle class village imaginable
We have truly moved to the most middle class village imaginable
Or FILE_ID.DIZ for that matter
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Or FILE_ID.DIZ for that matter
You never see a good .nfo file bedazzled with ascii art these days anymore. Big shame
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You never see a good .nfo file bedazzled with ascii art these days anymore. Big shame
Why did I sign up for rowing the day before Christmas Eve
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Why did I sign up for rowing the day before Christmas Eve
Probably a justified expense, tbh…
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Probably a justified expense, tbh…
Approaching bike of Theseus levels of repairs on my bike once again. Bye £250 💸
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Approaching bike of Theseus levels of repairs on my bike once again. Bye £250 💸