@hankthepigeon.bsky.social
deconstructed ex-fundie, cat dad, musician, tech guy
what the fuck Pitchfork
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
what the fuck Pitchfork
what the fuck Pitchfork
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
what the fuck Pitchfork
kind words are like honey - do not give to children under 12 months
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
kind words are like honey - do not give to children under 12 months
Jimmy Buffett Eat World
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Jimmy Buffett Eat World
Detroit "The Rock" City
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Detroit "The Rock" City
"don't be a stranger" my brother in Christ I would love nothing more than to be a stranger
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"don't be a stranger" my brother in Christ I would love nothing more than to be a stranger
Emergency duur
August 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Emergency duur
Rename coffee enemas to "analattes"
August 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Rename coffee enemas to "analattes"
Disappointing to find out that the founder of Flying Tart Records is a Qultist now.
July 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Disappointing to find out that the founder of Flying Tart Records is a Qultist now.
imagine being like "i was put on this earth to write songs" and the song you write is "you're beautiful"
July 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
imagine being like "i was put on this earth to write songs" and the song you write is "you're beautiful"
Little Richard Simmons
June 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Little Richard Simmons
What kind of metal do tuna play? Albacore
June 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What kind of metal do tuna play? Albacore
rock "the dwayne" hudson
June 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
rock "the dwayne" hudson
Reasons I am not Presbyterian:
1. Presbyterians
1. Presbyterians
April 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reasons I am not Presbyterian:
1. Presbyterians
1. Presbyterians
Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs has made it to the grocery store playlist.
Fuck
Fuck
March 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs has made it to the grocery store playlist.
Fuck
Fuck
Bloodhound Gang for Super Bowl 69 halftime show
February 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bloodhound Gang for Super Bowl 69 halftime show
Let's be real, we've all been distracted by nachosat some point in our lives. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
Caps goalie miffed by nachos on ice during goal
Capitals goalie Logan Thompson said he was distracted by a tray of cheese-covered nachos thrown on the ice while Oilers winger Corey Perry scored on him in Edmonton on Tuesday night.
www.espn.com
January 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Let's be real, we've all been distracted by nachosat some point in our lives. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
Elrond Hubbard
December 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Elrond Hubbard
Biz Markie Mark
November 24, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Biz Markie Mark
Reposted
Going to put PhD in my handle because I'm always Physically hurting Dude.
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Going to put PhD in my handle because I'm always Physically hurting Dude.
Alternate timeline where Jim Steinman wrote Wicked with Meat Loaf as the Wizard
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Alternate timeline where Jim Steinman wrote Wicked with Meat Loaf as the Wizard
Hey let's try this thing again
November 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Hey let's try this thing again
Have we started debating if Michigan needs a * next to their championship yet?
January 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Have we started debating if Michigan needs a * next to their championship yet?
#BobKnight died, let's line up a 21-chair toss in his memory
November 1, 2023 at 10:49 PM
#BobKnight died, let's line up a 21-chair toss in his memory