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Hannah
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Inside my big head is a beautiful brain of intelligent thoughts that must be preserved with a helmet.
Calling my pregnant friends backyard breeders
May 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drove the speed limit and kept both eyes on the road and didn’t get pulled over
Tomorrow I’ll try robbing a bank
May 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The 5 minute version of "Everhand" is screening now through
Easterseals Disability Film Challenge. If you like Fallout, Twilight Zone, or Black Mirror you should check out this thriller
#disabilityfilmchallenge #edfc2025 #easterseals
Everhand - 2025 Easterseals Disability Film Challenge Entry
YouTube video by Easterseals Disability Film Challenge
www.youtube.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I hope I don’t accidentally swallow a pool ball and choke and die today
April 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wait can you hold that thought? My inner demons need help finding their iPad
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Drinking too much caffeine and talking myself down from a panic attack for practice
April 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I think 15 would be the first and maybe only odd number to get promoted to even numbers
March 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Whispering “infinite money glitch” to myself as an affirmation every time I make a transaction
February 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Unless funko pops have big evil smart brains in their big domes, PEZ would win the PEZ vs POP war by a landslide
February 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I find it incredible that the PEZ dispenser just quietly exists years after its fame, they never had to make a Gilmore Girls book where everyone is a PEZ dispenser like Funko Pop did
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me and my buddies are gonna have a few in the garage and brush up on our CPR skills if you want to come on over
February 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Imagine the Taco Bell sauce packets in the landfill being used as a key artifact in stratigraphy in the future
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Bluesky but pronounced blue-ski

Polish Pride!!!!
February 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There could’ve been a timeline where Jeff Buckley is alive in 2025 and Jelly Roll is performing with him on an award show. Express gratitude everyday you guys
February 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I showed my dentist a picture of your teeth and we both agreed you could floss more
He said between #7 and #8 specifically
February 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Guy whose mom forgot to unground him as a child when he sees the xbox get turned on at the function: umm hey you guys I think I have to hit the road soon… no it’s fine it’s for personal reasons
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Stepping into a straight couple’s home you can always tell who furnished the place and who bought the TV
January 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Bro I just woke up in the hospital and realized they never brought me my knuckle sandwich today at the pub wtf
January 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Blotted my lips on a cracker today, look closely if this matters to you
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well I think I’m gonna head out soon
January 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM