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hannahmonium.bsky.social
@hannahmonium.bsky.social
They/them/ny'all
Crazy how tophs misogyny is trans inclusive
February 16, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Sanda is a modern 1984 btw
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Girls love telling you your red flags on a first date
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I'm high as fuck eating clementines like a bear listening to Ethel Cain and reading BL
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
you ever get do crossfaded you forget how to wavedash
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Shout-out to the old lady on the plane knitting and cowatching Evangelion out of the corner of her eye next to me
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Americans would riot if they knew there exists zyns that taste like Dr. Pepper and they're not getting them
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My partners sleeping medicine is what I have as needed for anxiety and I think that should explain a lot about what's wrong with me
October 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Ben Affleck is only attractive when he's speaking spanish
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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i think pepino and wario should kiss loud and sloppy more
September 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why did i meet 2 guys from Stenungsund at the club can't y'all stay home
June 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gonna leverage my professional network and collect all my melee friends on LinkedIn like pokemon‼️
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Finally finished my stats final thank you Penguins
I picked penguins for my data set by god I will finally finish this stats final
May 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
lol why wouldn't women want me? I literally make my own almond butter
May 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Outside watching Pigeon mating rituals
May 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Found out one of my friends can't enjoy falafel because he's allergic to chickpeas. Devastated for him.
April 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
At least partially Marx was telling me to spend all my money on experiences in this life
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
DMX give me strength
January 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Blasting No Children loud as fuck cause my girlbf forgot to make me coffee like he said he would 40 minutes ago
January 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They call me "the prodigal" at work cause no one ever sees me in the office
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Yes, 2025 isn't looking like it will be a great year. Right wing authoritarianism is rising. Global warming continues unabated. The world is as fractured as ever.

But at least we can count on one positive thing: it is the Year of Linux Desktop.
January 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Nobody wants me to fuck their dad but they all want me to marry their mom. Curious.
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The only thing keeping me in this masters rn is the knowledge I will get my tongue split once I get my degree
January 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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just waiting for things to get easier and/or better
January 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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a pic of thick thighs is better than a dick pic like for real
January 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM