Hannibal Chau
@hannibal-chau.bsky.social
In vino veritas.
Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
It’s almost like nobody can afford a home
June 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s almost like nobody can afford a home
Check this out. Aint nothing trickled down to anybody
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Check this out. Aint nothing trickled down to anybody
Anybody else feel like the next dem ticket has already been chosen? These are my texts
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Anybody else feel like the next dem ticket has already been chosen? These are my texts
There is a lot you’re not being told
June 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There is a lot you’re not being told
His bombs impacted off the surface again
June 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
His bombs impacted off the surface again
Nice job NYC! Y’all had us worried for a moment
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Nice job NYC! Y’all had us worried for a moment
Trump heard he needed an Iran expert and called Josh Hawley. Nobody ran like Hawley
June 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trump heard he needed an Iran expert and called Josh Hawley. Nobody ran like Hawley
Show this to Trump and see if he even knows where Iran is on the map
June 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Show this to Trump and see if he even knows where Iran is on the map
The orange ones always pop right as summer starts
June 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The orange ones always pop right as summer starts
I don’t think anyone expected Tremors to do that well lol
June 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t think anyone expected Tremors to do that well lol
Seen enough. Humans should all be destroyed
June 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Seen enough. Humans should all be destroyed
😂 It’s true too. You give me $1 million and I’m getting a root canal, new tires for the car, and taking a nap for a week straight. Then back to work. Us greedy plebes
June 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
😂 It’s true too. You give me $1 million and I’m getting a root canal, new tires for the car, and taking a nap for a week straight. Then back to work. Us greedy plebes
Dude golfs 4 days a week
June 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dude golfs 4 days a week
Yeah and sleeping on my couch
June 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yeah and sleeping on my couch
This is what I voted for! 😂
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is what I voted for! 😂
Kristi Noem is demanding to treat herself!
June 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Kristi Noem is demanding to treat herself!
How fucking old is this book?? 🤣
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How fucking old is this book?? 🤣
Got me some fine wine and a romance novel for this evening.
June 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got me some fine wine and a romance novel for this evening.
Or Americans are simply financially tapped. Sure, blame Iran though
June 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Or Americans are simply financially tapped. Sure, blame Iran though
Strangest thing happened this year. Herbivore populations went crazy because last year’s cicada emergence kept predators full. Bunnies just walking right up to me
June 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Strangest thing happened this year. Herbivore populations went crazy because last year’s cicada emergence kept predators full. Bunnies just walking right up to me
You can lead a horse to water…
June 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You can lead a horse to water…
“Sir, he managed to make you look smart again.”
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Sir, he managed to make you look smart again.”
G7 now that Trump left
June 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
G7 now that Trump left
The most reliable device since Hezbollah pagers
June 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The most reliable device since Hezbollah pagers
Aaaaaand we’re right back to WMDs
June 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Aaaaaand we’re right back to WMDs