Hannibal Chau
@hannibal-chau.bsky.social
In vino veritas.
Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
2025 makes me think Heaven’s Gate had the right idea
June 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
2025 makes me think Heaven’s Gate had the right idea
Are we dead yet? K. I’ll come back later
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Are we dead yet? K. I’ll come back later
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You cannot be so much of an institutionalist that you let the institutions bring us fascism. What was the value of the insitutions supposed to be in the first place?
June 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You cannot be so much of an institutionalist that you let the institutions bring us fascism. What was the value of the insitutions supposed to be in the first place?
It’s almost like nobody can afford a home
June 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s almost like nobody can afford a home
I feel it’s safe to assume goats in Iran will think twice about having a nuclear program in future
June 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I feel it’s safe to assume goats in Iran will think twice about having a nuclear program in future
Don’t make it about Trump. Make it about hard working Americans who are struggling. And mean it
June 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Don’t make it about Trump. Make it about hard working Americans who are struggling. And mean it
Don’t worry. Dems will bring in Merrick Garland again to clean this mess up
June 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Don’t worry. Dems will bring in Merrick Garland again to clean this mess up
Anybody else feel like the next dem ticket has already been chosen? These are my texts
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Anybody else feel like the next dem ticket has already been chosen? These are my texts
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June 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wait so Cuomo is back now? That’s it I fucking quit
June 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wait so Cuomo is back now? That’s it I fucking quit
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Hours later and I’m still laughing at this… 🤣😜😂🤪
June 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hours later and I’m still laughing at this… 🤣😜😂🤪
There is a lot you’re not being told
June 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There is a lot you’re not being told
Floor is open to any who would like to voice a reason they don’t like Mamdani. I listen, even if I don’t agree.
June 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Floor is open to any who would like to voice a reason they don’t like Mamdani. I listen, even if I don’t agree.
Fine, no tax cuts for the middle class. How about a little help getting insurance to recognize children’s dental as medically necessary? No? Ok. Gonna be a super chill election year watching from my deck.
June 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Fine, no tax cuts for the middle class. How about a little help getting insurance to recognize children’s dental as medically necessary? No? Ok. Gonna be a super chill election year watching from my deck.
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Let all the political dynasties crumble to dust. They've been disastrous for the U.S.
June 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Let all the political dynasties crumble to dust. They've been disastrous for the U.S.
Wait until people with no assets figure out they’re immune to medical debt
June 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Wait until people with no assets figure out they’re immune to medical debt
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As much as they’re saying the strike in Iran was successful I’m starting to wonder if they didn’t just bomb some goats.
June 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As much as they’re saying the strike in Iran was successful I’m starting to wonder if they didn’t just bomb some goats.
How did we get to Sharia law? Because Mamdani is muslim? God we are so fucking racist
June 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How did we get to Sharia law? Because Mamdani is muslim? God we are so fucking racist
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it’s time for Millennial James Bond. he’s listening to podcasts in the Aston Martin. a henchman steals his vape and instantly dies after taking a hit. there’s an action sequence where he gets too high at an LCD Soundsystem show and starts punching people
June 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
it’s time for Millennial James Bond. he’s listening to podcasts in the Aston Martin. a henchman steals his vape and instantly dies after taking a hit. there’s an action sequence where he gets too high at an LCD Soundsystem show and starts punching people
I had to put a contruction flagger out for 10 minutes on a country road so I could load up a machine. This cock diesel mfer blows right through the stop sign. I gave him the finger. He stops, backs up, and starts arguing with me. Yeah let’s go bro! 😂
People are nuts!
People are nuts!
June 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I had to put a contruction flagger out for 10 minutes on a country road so I could load up a machine. This cock diesel mfer blows right through the stop sign. I gave him the finger. He stops, backs up, and starts arguing with me. Yeah let’s go bro! 😂
People are nuts!
People are nuts!
We have the GOP representing the top 1%. The old guard dems representing the other upper 9%. The far left representing the bottom 10%. The other 80% get White Claw hard seltzer.
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We have the GOP representing the top 1%. The old guard dems representing the other upper 9%. The far left representing the bottom 10%. The other 80% get White Claw hard seltzer.
Hey we’re gonna get the greedy upper class to pay for all these socialist changes right? We’re not just gonna tax the middle class again? Right? Right??
June 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hey we’re gonna get the greedy upper class to pay for all these socialist changes right? We’re not just gonna tax the middle class again? Right? Right??
It was either change the party or put a defibrillator on the house floor
June 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It was either change the party or put a defibrillator on the house floor
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Schumer is next. He can save himself a lot of trouble by stepping down with dignity.
June 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Schumer is next. He can save himself a lot of trouble by stepping down with dignity.