Hansell
@hansellsohot.bsky.social
• Preparing for the future hellscape
• Traveling to places before they sink or catch on fire
• #Finsup 🐬
• #pinball is my vice of choice
• My coffee and humor are the same: dark
📍 DC
• Traveling to places before they sink or catch on fire
• #Finsup 🐬
• #pinball is my vice of choice
• My coffee and humor are the same: dark
📍 DC
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$1.8 billion in Arkansas can probably buy most of the state 😂
BREAKING: A Powerball player in Arkansas won a $1.817 billion jackpot on the heels of the Christmas holiday, ending the lottery game’s three-month stretch without a top-prize winner.
A Powerball player in Arkansas has won a $1.817 billion lottery jackpot
A Powerball player in Arkansas has snagged a $1.817 billion jackpot, ending the lottery’s three-month stretch without a winner.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
$1.8 billion in Arkansas can probably buy most of the state 😂
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NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
This is happening in Virginia right now too. Buc-ee’s already opened one and want a couple more. Not government stopping but local residents are pissed.
one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Buc-ee's wants to come to town. It's thrown the local government into chaos.
Who knew a Buc-ee's could destabilize the government of a small town in Colorado?
www.chron.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is happening in Virginia right now too. Buc-ee’s already opened one and want a couple more. Not government stopping but local residents are pissed.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Frozen rope dime from Caleb, impressive. The power and accuracy of that throw reminded me of Marino a ton.
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Frozen rope dime from Caleb, impressive. The power and accuracy of that throw reminded me of Marino a ton.
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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If Alabama wins this game against Oklahoma, it only makes Notre Dame’s pissy rant look worse. I’m okay with that.
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If Alabama wins this game against Oklahoma, it only makes Notre Dame’s pissy rant look worse. I’m okay with that.
Literally 500 people. Single A baseball teams with losing records draw bigger crowds.
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Literally 500 people. Single A baseball teams with losing records draw bigger crowds.
Also point of note, if you work for a company that uses ULINE products, switch suppliers. If you know of a company that uses ULINE products, boycott them.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Also point of note, if you work for a company that uses ULINE products, switch suppliers. If you know of a company that uses ULINE products, boycott them.
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Welcome back, Philip Rivers. America’s grandpa with a TD pass.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Welcome back, Philip Rivers. America’s grandpa with a TD pass.
This is what happens when you gut the NIH and CDC.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is what happens when you gut the NIH and CDC.
Holy cow Hurts, literally giving games away.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Holy cow Hurts, literally giving games away.
There is a woman in front of me at the post office that I swear has never been to a post office before. Has to be late 20s / early 30s, wants to send an old envelope ripped open (needs taped), clerk tells her multiple times to add a to & from address on it, she doesn’t know. How do people survive?
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There is a woman in front of me at the post office that I swear has never been to a post office before. Has to be late 20s / early 30s, wants to send an old envelope ripped open (needs taped), clerk tells her multiple times to add a to & from address on it, she doesn’t know. How do people survive?
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Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
That kicker for Ohio State is going to get cut if they lose this game. You can’t miss gimmes like that.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That kicker for Ohio State is going to get cut if they lose this game. You can’t miss gimmes like that.
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Goalies really are a special breed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Goalies really are a special breed.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
Eagles are frauds, no question.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eagles are frauds, no question.
A well timed Costco / Fallout promotional item just before season 2 premieres. $20 for anyone wondering about price.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A well timed Costco / Fallout promotional item just before season 2 premieres. $20 for anyone wondering about price.
I feel like this opens the door to kill Social Security, change my mind
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I feel like this opens the door to kill Social Security, change my mind