hanzia 💙 (she/her)
@hanzia.bsky.social
MSP Adjacent. Full time working mom. Constantly tired w/ iced coffee in hand year round. Watcher of sports, specifically women’s sports. #GBR #SKOL #COYL #COYB Reality TV & internet snark junkie.
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Trying to explain what it feels like in the Twin Cities right now to people who aren’t here and haven’t experienced this is genuinely crazy-making.
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Trying to explain what it feels like in the Twin Cities right now to people who aren’t here and haven’t experienced this is genuinely crazy-making.
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sharing this important graphic from mpls artist landon sheely
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
sharing this important graphic from mpls artist landon sheely
i asked for a birdie whistle for xmas bc i started working in an office where i have to walk a few blocks outside alone from my car when I go in. i thought it’d be smart to have bc of men that like to prey on women but now it seems likely it’ll get used to alert nearby folks of ICE presence. 2026!
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i asked for a birdie whistle for xmas bc i started working in an office where i have to walk a few blocks outside alone from my car when I go in. i thought it’d be smart to have bc of men that like to prey on women but now it seems likely it’ll get used to alert nearby folks of ICE presence. 2026!
wait people are really actually mad that frey said the f word in reaction to a woman being murdered by the federal government. what in the actual.
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
wait people are really actually mad that frey said the f word in reaction to a woman being murdered by the federal government. what in the actual.
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Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.
slow clap for mayor frey 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Q: After you told ICE to get the F out, Republicans are criticizing you for escalating tensions
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
slow clap for mayor frey 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
anyone else’s 3 yr old a backseat driver because you play red light/green light regularly? but they are still rear facing so are never looking at the same light as you and constantly yell ‘no it’s still red!’
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
anyone else’s 3 yr old a backseat driver because you play red light/green light regularly? but they are still rear facing so are never looking at the same light as you and constantly yell ‘no it’s still red!’
my child is napping for the first time since christmas eve and I might feel back to normal. how do people with non-nappers/older kids survive?!!
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
my child is napping for the first time since christmas eve and I might feel back to normal. how do people with non-nappers/older kids survive?!!
fable has been down for some days and it’s a real drag for us analytics driven readers
January 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
fable has been down for some days and it’s a real drag for us analytics driven readers
it is *checks calendar* january 2nd. and all my 3 yr old wants to watch is the Halloween episode of Super Kitties. who is to deny her Halloween in January?
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it is *checks calendar* january 2nd. and all my 3 yr old wants to watch is the Halloween episode of Super Kitties. who is to deny her Halloween in January?
here begins my thread for my family vaca with funny things my niece or daughter say. off to a bang with my
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
here begins my thread for my family vaca with funny things my niece or daughter say. off to a bang with my
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
it is 10pm in LA which means it’s midnight at home and my child is just going to sleep. pray for me.
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
it is 10pm in LA which means it’s midnight at home and my child is just going to sleep. pray for me.
during covid I surprised my husband with a private theater rental for us and some of his friends. i blind folded him the whole drive there 😂
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
during covid I surprised my husband with a private theater rental for us and some of his friends. i blind folded him the whole drive there 😂
coffee shops should give parents free coffees on their kids bday as a congrats for surviving another year
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
coffee shops should give parents free coffees on their kids bday as a congrats for surviving another year
i once tried to give myself a blow out but it resulted in a round brush getting terribly stuck in my hair. great clips had to cut it out and give me the worlds ugliest bangs
what is the dumb silly thing you did as a child that your parents never let you forget?
mine? i got 2nd degree burns from huffing a hot bag of popcorn when i was like 8
mine? i got 2nd degree burns from huffing a hot bag of popcorn when i was like 8
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i once tried to give myself a blow out but it resulted in a round brush getting terribly stuck in my hair. great clips had to cut it out and give me the worlds ugliest bangs
can’t believe i’m watching countess luann perform on sunday night football halftime right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
can’t believe i’m watching countess luann perform on sunday night football halftime right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The JJ McCarthy software update seems to be working
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The JJ McCarthy software update seems to be working
toddler parents, remember to use your kids Water Wow pens when sealing up those holiday cards!
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
toddler parents, remember to use your kids Water Wow pens when sealing up those holiday cards!
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Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
go to a movie on a tuesday night and this happens!
Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
go to a movie on a tuesday night and this happens!
just remembered there was a Sprite (i think) ad before the movie i saw tonight featuring Anthony Edwards as Anta Claus. good job to whatever creative came up with that one!
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
just remembered there was a Sprite (i think) ad before the movie i saw tonight featuring Anthony Edwards as Anta Claus. good job to whatever creative came up with that one!
finally got to the iconic Aviva leg throwing scene in RHONY and that lady really is WILD
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
finally got to the iconic Aviva leg throwing scene in RHONY and that lady really is WILD
checking in with my Aurora pic from my driveway in Eagan, MN!
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
checking in with my Aurora pic from my driveway in Eagan, MN!
1st birthday party double header as a parent today, which will probably be a reality for us since 95% of our family’s bdays fall between mid-oct and mid-jan but i am fully prepared to melt into my couch when my kid goes to bed tonight 🫠🫠🫠
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
1st birthday party double header as a parent today, which will probably be a reality for us since 95% of our family’s bdays fall between mid-oct and mid-jan but i am fully prepared to melt into my couch when my kid goes to bed tonight 🫠🫠🫠