obviously I do get that sometimes the lesbians literally are putting some dude in the torment nexus. I'm not stupid. I'm probably the smartest guy on here

looking at people's pet photographs and saying "thank you for showing me this animal. I'm curious about whether it contributes in any way"

I don't really care about giallo but I think about Clarabella every day of my stupid gay life.

Maxine overheard me debuting this one and her reaction was, very devoutly, "thank God."

the "my Cat Jeoffry" passage is literally fine I just am not an animal-lover and I am, at baseline, not very interested in hearing about anybody's pet

The problem is less that i dont think it's funny than that i do think it's really, really funny

Like, better than nothing! But also... yeah, what do we think the stakes here are, lol

as it is, 'you'll keep your tdick if you go off the stuff' is something they actually even put on the informed consent forms, so it's not clear how stupid you think I am

that is: if anything the part of that essay that offended me most was the extremely patronizing 'also saying this to reassure anybody who's worried about losing access to T that voice drop etc aren't reversible!' business—okay. Maybe that would be what I was worried about if I'd been born yesterday