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A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom. For I am a little fellow, which is intitled to the great mess by the benevolence of God my father.
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· Oct 15
one thing about bluesky is. I don't care to stay here long
the thing about trans men and the posts we do is a lot of us have the psychologicals we get when we hang out with lesbians too much but then the thing about THAT is a trans man having those psychologicals doesn't necessarily mean his lesbians have done anything wrong or indeed harmed him in any way
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
the thing about trans men and the posts we do is a lot of us have the psychologicals we get when we hang out with lesbians too much but then the thing about THAT is a trans man having those psychologicals doesn't necessarily mean his lesbians have done anything wrong or indeed harmed him in any way
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
new version of becoming joker is feeling incredibly empowered by the thing I've started doing where I just go around flat-out admitting to various people that I don't like dogs. Simply don't care for 'em. Not cats neither
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
new version of becoming joker is feeling incredibly empowered by the thing I've started doing where I just go around flat-out admitting to various people that I don't like dogs. Simply don't care for 'em. Not cats neither
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Music is so ass when you don’t feel like listening to music
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Music is so ass when you don’t feel like listening to music
aggressively misgendering a Jeopardy contestant because I've decided she is 'giving transfag egg'; K refuses to comment
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
aggressively misgendering a Jeopardy contestant because I've decided she is 'giving transfag egg'; K refuses to comment
re last reblog--really reminding me of, does anybody have that tweet from a million years ago that was explaining how giallo work and the line was like "Oh, Clarabella, don't worry! there's no such thing as murder"
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
re last reblog--really reminding me of, does anybody have that tweet from a million years ago that was explaining how giallo work and the line was like "Oh, Clarabella, don't worry! there's no such thing as murder"
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if the detective goes to a bar and watches a beautiful woman sing a song called Six Pennies For My Bus Fare or He’s A Funny Kind Of Guy, it’s a noir. If it’s a torch song called Darling I’m The Culprit In This Mystery or What Happens In This Movie, it’s a neo-noir
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if the detective goes to a bar and watches a beautiful woman sing a song called Six Pennies For My Bus Fare or He’s A Funny Kind Of Guy, it’s a noir. If it’s a torch song called Darling I’m The Culprit In This Mystery or What Happens In This Movie, it’s a neo-noir
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and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God
January 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God
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THE UNATTAINABLE IS INVARIABLY ATTRACTIVE
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
THE UNATTAINABLE IS INVARIABLY ATTRACTIVE
my new one is talking to bxys who are about to get their chests done and when they say things like 'oh I'm just never going to wear a shirt after this' I reply in a worldly-wise tone, "You say that now, but the novelty wears off faster than you'd think"
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
my new one is talking to bxys who are about to get their chests done and when they say things like 'oh I'm just never going to wear a shirt after this' I reply in a worldly-wise tone, "You say that now, but the novelty wears off faster than you'd think"
the thing about reading the whole Jubilate Agno, and not just the bit about his cat, is that a lot of the time you're like God this is so much weirder better more interesting than the bit about his cat! and then some of the time you are like We regret to inform you the cat-loving poet is racist
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
the thing about reading the whole Jubilate Agno, and not just the bit about his cat, is that a lot of the time you're like God this is so much weirder better more interesting than the bit about his cat! and then some of the time you are like We regret to inform you the cat-loving poet is racist
the amount of sitting on my hands, biting my tongue, etc, when the "introduce yourself as what almost killed you" prompt thing goes around. Girl im not allowed to do that joke stop setting me up for jokes im not allowed to do
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
the amount of sitting on my hands, biting my tongue, etc, when the "introduce yourself as what almost killed you" prompt thing goes around. Girl im not allowed to do that joke stop setting me up for jokes im not allowed to do
Maxine, who still refuses to just get her own account on here, will not rest until I post "becoming a schmittian but ONLY for making a fundamental distinction between Friends of the Puss/Enemies of the Puss"; she insists this joke will "blow up" on "transsexual lit/political theology bluesky"
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Maxine, who still refuses to just get her own account on here, will not rest until I post "becoming a schmittian but ONLY for making a fundamental distinction between Friends of the Puss/Enemies of the Puss"; she insists this joke will "blow up" on "transsexual lit/political theology bluesky"
really hate new year's / Year End Roundup type chat can i just say. Bad time of year for me
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
really hate new year's / Year End Roundup type chat can i just say. Bad time of year for me
have said it before but I have trouble really relating to anybody who talks about hormones in terms of discrete effects anyway. Like for me it's mostly that when I'm on E I dissociate all the time and periodically try to kill myself which nobody enjoys very much
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
have said it before but I have trouble really relating to anybody who talks about hormones in terms of discrete effects anyway. Like for me it's mostly that when I'm on E I dissociate all the time and periodically try to kill myself which nobody enjoys very much
obviously it's very good however you slice it to have never seen Star Wars but the best thing I think is that nobody can ever trick me into thinking I ought to care about whatever an "Andor" is
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
obviously it's very good however you slice it to have never seen Star Wars but the best thing I think is that nobody can ever trick me into thinking I ought to care about whatever an "Andor" is
would say the biggest change I've made in my life in 2025 is I always used to sit towards the back of the cinema but I've started sitting right at the front because I read somewhere(?) or somebody told me(?) that's what Wittgenstein always did. Not certain that's even true about Wittgenstein
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
would say the biggest change I've made in my life in 2025 is I always used to sit towards the back of the cinema but I've started sitting right at the front because I read somewhere(?) or somebody told me(?) that's what Wittgenstein always did. Not certain that's even true about Wittgenstein
Or. And hear me out. We could, as another option. Take that shit to coffee hour
Necessary announcements may be made before the service, after the Creed, before the Offertory, or at the end of the service, as convenient.
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Or. And hear me out. We could, as another option. Take that shit to coffee hour
an amazing category of text message I receive is when Silas has been looking at crochet/knitting patterns a gay person designed and they want to know if I would wear a slutty little whatever because they want to make it but I'm, somehow, the only gay person they know who wears slutty little outfits
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
an amazing category of text message I receive is when Silas has been looking at crochet/knitting patterns a gay person designed and they want to know if I would wear a slutty little whatever because they want to make it but I'm, somehow, the only gay person they know who wears slutty little outfits
always so stressful when podcasters try to sell you their patreon as a charitable concern. I get like "we can't make the show without you!" but beyond that please just let me purchase your product (pay you five dollars a month for an extra episode)
December 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
always so stressful when podcasters try to sell you their patreon as a charitable concern. I get like "we can't make the show without you!" but beyond that please just let me purchase your product (pay you five dollars a month for an extra episode)
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Yet because there is no remedy, but that of necessity there must be some rules:
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Yet because there is no remedy, but that of necessity there must be some rules:
I of course at all times very much enjoy to read the tasting notes on single-origin coffee and chocolate but I am really really enjoying this single-origin chocolate bar I'm eating currently where the first item in the list of tasting notes is "Chocolate." I sure hope it does!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I of course at all times very much enjoy to read the tasting notes on single-origin coffee and chocolate but I am really really enjoying this single-origin chocolate bar I'm eating currently where the first item in the list of tasting notes is "Chocolate." I sure hope it does!!!!
unseasonably warm this week so I'm experiencing an early-spring effect where about a third of the men who come into my work are wearing quite short shorts and I haven't had time to get acclimated to that kind of behavior on their part so I feel slightly dizzy my whole shift; God bless us, every one
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
unseasonably warm this week so I'm experiencing an early-spring effect where about a third of the men who come into my work are wearing quite short shorts and I haven't had time to get acclimated to that kind of behavior on their part so I feel slightly dizzy my whole shift; God bless us, every one
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I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells