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all-around Crab guy + aspiring Survivor contestant
and
Serial the Binding of Isaac streamer + retro achievement hunter on Twitch.tv/happycrabco
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
Putting the countertop ice maker next to the printer means I don't know which machine is emitting demonic noises until I hear water.
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
"Boiling pot of oil on grill? You could have burned the place down!"
"But I didn't. And I cleaned up, dude."
"...all right, fine."

#ffxivrp #ff14rp #gpose #hrothgar #xbraal
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
Tuliyollal Castle Rooftop Garden now open!

DC: Materia
World: Sephirot
LB, W22, P28

#ff14housing #ffxivhousing #tural
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
This feels like a "NO, and not only no, SUPER no!"
a dancing green minion showing in the loot window with a 1 rolled on it
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
come ride on my disco chocobo, it's perfectly safe
a blue-haired hhetsarro is on a peacock mount and extending a hand to Wihuwte, as if inviting him to hop on.
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
By some coincidence both hhetsarro are at the same point of MSQ...
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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pretentiousfork.bsky.social
First watercolor this year ❤️☄️
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Invisigal saying "ratatouille ain't that special NGL, I can also grab a twink by his hair and control him"
January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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onlyjerryblep.bsky.social
Totodile from Kalos be like:
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
truthfully tho they are both baby
A doodle of Red XIII looking like and angry old man, and a similar doodle of Nanaki looking like a precious child saying “im baby”
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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genc.newgrounds.com
Youtube got rid of my Castlevania Dracula Flow video because I forgot to do the age rating on it so I had to reupload, it'd help a ton if you guys gave it some views to get it picked back up in the algo, last time it was at like 400k views, suddenly gone forever

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4F...
CASTLEVANIA DRACULA FLOW
YouTube video by GENCZILLA
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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szego.ca
Step 1: Take Golden Sun's background and paste it next to itself. (It loops.)
Sol Sanctum in Photoshop. Sol Sanctum in O B S.
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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siggimagenta.bsky.social
Aye aye aye
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
Top of the Tuliyollal Castle. Got to play in the fountain even if they cut me off from most of the garden

#gpose #femroe
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
*mispronounce friend's oc's name in voice chat because I've only seen it spelled.*

*dies quietly*
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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alolanprofessor.bsky.social
Hey, tomorrow's video is finished just in the nick of time!

Tune in tomorrow to learn about how Grimer became a vital part of Alolan life, why it's becoming more popular worldwide, and how you can help fight pollution and global warming!
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Very important floof update
March 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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othatsraspberry.com
it’s ok, me too 😔
Cid: “I’m 32” Cloud: “oof yikes”
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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odfr.org
Join hosts Rob Ferrett and Kate Archer Kent as they interview guest Zabi Sahibzada, an Afghan refugee and the head of an aid org as they weigh in on the U.S. decision to pause immigration from 19 countries. Other topics and guest included;

Amy Timberlake - talking about her new book,
1/2
Wisconsin Public Radio's logo is three circles overlapping in which each circle is made of 7 ever smaller circles. The "circles" are yellow, orange and red. The name of the org "Wisconsin Public Radio" is centered at the bottom of the image.
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
Mariposite's comedy routine she tried at Open Mic Night. She's trying so hard to human.
#ffxivrp #milala #s9
The blond Milala, regulator glowing on the side of her head, steps up to the stage, cautiously, as if it might leap up and knock her down at any moment. She gets to the top, clears her throat, and turns around. "H-hi so I'm Mariposite." The words come out shakily, but with the determination of someone who had spent all afternoon practicing in front of a mirror already.>> "Most of you might know me as the desperately poor poet always writing at the bar - " She chuckles, weakly. "Poor as in bad, not money-free. Anyways, I've been having difficulty writing poetry - much to the bartender's relief, I'm sure, sorry Pawkwoya - so I thought maybe I'd try to be funny instead of good. Ha ha." The last two syllables are stated flatly, with no trace of actual laughter. >> She puts her hands behind her, and begins to pace on stage. "Anyways, so my day job is testing software and trying to find bugs in the systems that power Everkeep. Simple job, right? There's always lots to find. Only problem is, I don't *fix* things. I have to tell someone else with a higher salary than me to *fix* things. And I tell you want, getting someone else to spray bugkiller on the bugs you find is harder than finding the bugs, I swear to the queen.>> "If I hear 'It works on my machine' one more time, I swear I'm going hit someone very hard with long, cylindrical tube. I'm just saying. I wouldn't, actually, for legal reasons. This is what my lawyer would say. Ahem." There is an awkwardly long pause, as if she might have forgotten what she was saying next. >> The words shoot out, very rapidly, as if a desperate stopgap for the silence. "How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem. Why was the box of regulators delivered to the shoe store? The usher told the deliveryperson that they needed their soles removed." She deeply inhales, and her breath stops making her want to clutch her chest. "All right, got the puns out of the way. Ya'll like puns, right?" She inhales, deeply; does she sound like she's gasping for air to anyone else? "So, anyways. A couple was arguing about something trivial when they left their apartment. An hour later, one spouse comes back alone. Their sibling asks, 'where's the other one? why were you fighting?' The spouse says 'I don't remember' and their sibling goes 'oh my Sphene you killed them.' Spouse says, 'no, no, I don't remember the reason for the fight. I didn't kill my spouse. They're fine.' >> "They then reach into their pocket and pull out a wallet with blood on it. 'Now, if only I could remember whose wallet this belonged to.'" She pauses for a moment, trying to peer in the darkness past the spotlight, listening for a laugh - or perhaps the sound of someone winding up to throw an appetizer. A snicker. She braces her shoulders. That was good, right? "So uh, something lighter. What did the reforger say to the hunter who had a feral soul active? You look barking mad there, buddy." She chuckles. *She,* at the least, found it funny.>> "Moving on. Years ago, when they started putting food in those containers, right? When they started moving away from things like what you see on the farms out here, to carefully formulated meals full of all the taste, vitamins, and minerals you'd ever need. At first, they put everything into a generic container and just changed the label. A round, long tube. You know why they started using all those fancy containers that look like grapes and steak and whatnot?" She pauses.>> "There was a massive Milala street gang turf war that broke out. The primary weapon? Those long, cylindrical tubes. Very bloody. Lots of injuries. Anyways, the new shapes were invented because they're harder to swing like a proper weapon." Pause. "Oh, that's not a joke. I just find it interesting. Stay in school, kids.">> "Now, you have to go to an antiquities dealer to find one of these things." She pulls out a long, ancient, rusty metal tube. A dark red color stains one end of it. "Some might be old enough to remember these. Like my lawyer. If he lived in Alexandria at the time." She coughs. "Anyways..." She stares at it, as if seeing it for the first time, staring round-eyed at the red-painted end of it. "You know, I don't remember how this red stuff got here...">> She jams it back into a deep pocket. "Anyways, thank you and good night!" She cuts a quick bow and speed walks off the stage.
January 7, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
why can't gravity work
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
new glam and am in love

#gpose #femroe
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
The opening cutscenes of DT are real nice for looking at your character.
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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rebel-dragon.bsky.social
Realized her scales were turned off on the last post...so here she is, with scales

#femroe
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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jabby.bsky.social
friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them?

me:
A screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 that notes: Upon proceeding, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM