Happy Jacker
@happyjacker.bsky.social
I was the "Happy Masturbating" guy with >11K followers until Bluesky wrongly banned my account and refused to let me appeal. I'm back to reconnect with good accounts but will only be posting comments. GenX male. https://imaglr.com/profile/pornographicus
Having the Tournament of Roses Parade in the rain is too stimulating. Lost of "headlights on" and now I just spotted a camel toe on one of the band dancers. Mmmm.
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Having the Tournament of Roses Parade in the rain is too stimulating. Lost of "headlights on" and now I just spotted a camel toe on one of the band dancers. Mmmm.
Despite what a shitty year this has been in the USA *and* with my job, this turned out to be a very nice Christmas. Now I get the best present of all...some time to spend stroking my penis while looking at porn. I hope that, like me, you too will get to enjoy some...
Happy masturbating! 🙂
Happy masturbating! 🙂
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Despite what a shitty year this has been in the USA *and* with my job, this turned out to be a very nice Christmas. Now I get the best present of all...some time to spend stroking my penis while looking at porn. I hope that, like me, you too will get to enjoy some...
Happy masturbating! 🙂
Happy masturbating! 🙂
It's time to spend some of Christmas Eve with pornography and my hand on my penis. It's truly a happy holiday!
#pornosexual
#pornosexual
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's time to spend some of Christmas Eve with pornography and my hand on my penis. It's truly a happy holiday!
#pornosexual
#pornosexual
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Juniper Ren is so hot!
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Juniper Ren is so hot!
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Don't let her down...
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Don't let her down...
A couple of other posts here about bdsmlr being down (again) were made ~15 hours ago, but I'm pretty sure it has been at least a few hours longer. One always has to wonder with that place if any long outage is permanent...which, as awful as that site's performance has been, would still be a shame.
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A couple of other posts here about bdsmlr being down (again) were made ~15 hours ago, but I'm pretty sure it has been at least a few hours longer. One always has to wonder with that place if any long outage is permanent...which, as awful as that site's performance has been, would still be a shame.
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Back after my ISP accidentally disconnected me and a "Captain, it's Wednesday" work week so far. Hope to be back to blogging and caption making soon.
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Back after my ISP accidentally disconnected me and a "Captain, it's Wednesday" work week so far. Hope to be back to blogging and caption making soon.
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This is a real photo, btw.
Laminated reusable cum targets.
Laminated reusable cum targets.
September 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
This is a real photo, btw.
Laminated reusable cum targets.
Laminated reusable cum targets.
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I've been enjoying the show from season one! 🤤🤤🤤
May 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I've been enjoying the show from season one! 🤤🤤🤤
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Yes, I am a good boy! 🤤🤤🤤
April 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yes, I am a good boy! 🤤🤤🤤
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In this period, it's important to remember to help each other....
December 27, 2024 at 11:56 AM
In this period, it's important to remember to help each other....
I'm glad many more people have learned that, once you get slapped by Bluesky's AI-based moderation or have to try to get help from it, you're screwed.
September 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm glad many more people have learned that, once you get slapped by Bluesky's AI-based moderation or have to try to get help from it, you're screwed.
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September 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For those of you that like things in one big wad, I just posted my 24 most recent captions at ImageFap.
Happy masturbating! 🙂
www.imagefap.com/gallery/1343...
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Happy masturbating! 🙂
www.imagefap.com/gallery/1343...
#captions #goon #gooner #gooning #masturbation #MasturbationCaptions #MasturbationEncouragement #PornCaptions #pornographicus #pornosexual
Captions by Pornographicus 121 through 144
Browse Captions by Pornographicus 121 through 144 porn picture gallery by pornographicus to see hottest %listoftags% sex images
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September 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For those of you that like things in one big wad, I just posted my 24 most recent captions at ImageFap.
Happy masturbating! 🙂
www.imagefap.com/gallery/1343...
#captions #goon #gooner #gooning #masturbation #MasturbationCaptions #MasturbationEncouragement #PornCaptions #pornographicus #pornosexual
Happy masturbating! 🙂
www.imagefap.com/gallery/1343...
#captions #goon #gooner #gooning #masturbation #MasturbationCaptions #MasturbationEncouragement #PornCaptions #pornographicus #pornosexual
bdsmlr is so fucked up right now that it wouldn't even put this up as a text post. I had to create this picture instead.
Yeah, I know that bdsmlr has always had shit tier performance. I still like the people there that have become my friends and just wish it would get its act together.
#bdsmlr
Yeah, I know that bdsmlr has always had shit tier performance. I still like the people there that have become my friends and just wish it would get its act together.
#bdsmlr
August 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
bdsmlr is so fucked up right now that it wouldn't even put this up as a text post. I had to create this picture instead.
Yeah, I know that bdsmlr has always had shit tier performance. I still like the people there that have become my friends and just wish it would get its act together.
#bdsmlr
Yeah, I know that bdsmlr has always had shit tier performance. I still like the people there that have become my friends and just wish it would get its act together.
#bdsmlr
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I've been so busy and stressed lately that I've done hardly any chatting or writing about masturbating. I've got to snap out of that. I took the time today to write to somebody about masturbating over a certain person's pictures and, damn, it sure was fun and arousing.
August 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I've been so busy and stressed lately that I've done hardly any chatting or writing about masturbating. I've got to snap out of that. I took the time today to write to somebody about masturbating over a certain person's pictures and, damn, it sure was fun and arousing.
Like many, Playboy was my first porn. I'll always have fond memories of it, still masturbate over my collection, and have somewhat kept following it even though it isn't what it used to be.
But, from this day forward, Playboy is dead to me.
Signed,
A Staunch Californian
ktla.com/entertainmen...
But, from this day forward, Playboy is dead to me.
Signed,
A Staunch Californian
ktla.com/entertainmen...
Playboy moves global headquarters out of California
Playboy is packing up and heading out east. The pop-culture giant announced it will be moving its global headquarters from Los Angeles to Miami Beach. In a recent interview with Fox News Digital, C…
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August 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Like many, Playboy was my first porn. I'll always have fond memories of it, still masturbate over my collection, and have somewhat kept following it even though it isn't what it used to be.
But, from this day forward, Playboy is dead to me.
Signed,
A Staunch Californian
ktla.com/entertainmen...
But, from this day forward, Playboy is dead to me.
Signed,
A Staunch Californian
ktla.com/entertainmen...
Starting literally just seconds after I told somebody that it had been running well lately, bdsmlr is now on day 3 of all sorts of things not working again. If I were a betting man, I'd lay my money on there being nobody left by the time it ever releases its new and improved platform.
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Starting literally just seconds after I told somebody that it had been running well lately, bdsmlr is now on day 3 of all sorts of things not working again. If I were a betting man, I'd lay my money on there being nobody left by the time it ever releases its new and improved platform.
I *love* how it's only *now* that Bluesky is coming up with an appeals policy for everything instead of just turning a cold shoulder to people that came early, stayed, made this place worth coming to by sharing openly available material, and earned a big following. 🙄
Don't put your faith in BS.
Don't put your faith in BS.
August 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I *love* how it's only *now* that Bluesky is coming up with an appeals policy for everything instead of just turning a cold shoulder to people that came early, stayed, made this place worth coming to by sharing openly available material, and earned a big following. 🙄
Don't put your faith in BS.
Don't put your faith in BS.
They'll be sorry once Drumpf, Congress, and SCOTUS gang up to take away their porn.
Young people are less engaged with U.S. politics than older Americans and less likely to say voting is important, AP-NORC poll finds.
Young adults are less likely to follow politics or say voting is important: AP-NORC poll
A new poll finds young people in the United States are less engaged in politics than older generations are.
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August 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They'll be sorry once Drumpf, Congress, and SCOTUS gang up to take away their porn.
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80's college student wank scrap book spillingseed.com/magazine
August 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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