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Happy Jacker
@happyjacker.bsky.social
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I was the "Happy Masturbating" guy with >11K followers until Bluesky wrongly banned my account and refused to let me appeal. I'm back to reconnect with good accounts but will only be posting comments. GenX male. https://imaglr.com/profile/pornographicus
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happyjacker.bsky.social
For those who still have an account but haven't seen it yet, the #bdsmlr Archive "upgrade" is one of the worst web design decisions ever made...and, as one might expect, it doesn't even function correctly. The calendar design alone looks like some crackpot Eastern Bloc commie from the '70s did it. 🤦‍♂️
This is so bad that I truly cannot even begin to describe it. Basically, it's a screenshot of the new bdsmlr Archive over which I wrote in Stop Sign Red, "Fuck this bullshit! Join me on Imaglr!"
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
happyjacker.bsky.social
Seems about right for this wacky year.

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December 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
happyjacker.bsky.social
bdsmlr is so fucked up right now that it wouldn't even put this up as a text post. I had to create this picture instead.

Yeah, I know that bdsmlr has always had shit tier performance. I still like the people there that have become my friends and just wish it would get its act together.

#bdsmlr
With it now having been well over a week of 500 errors, it taking multiple attempts to get posts to go through if they go through at all (I couldn't even get this message to go through as a text post!), and Dashboard pages being so slow to load that I'm having flashbacks of being on dial-up again, I am pausing my posting here on bdsmlr. Yes, I have completely cleared my cache, tried different browsers (both Firefox and Chromium based), and turned off all security measures. Nothing works. bdsmlr is simply shitting the bed again, and I'm tired of it. I will check in at least once a week to see if bdsmlr gets its act together in either fixing the current system or introduces its new platform running on WordPress. Until then, you can still find me as "pornographicus" at ImageFap and Imaglr.
August 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM