Brandon Hardin
@hardin.bsky.social
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Terminally online journalist (sorry). Formerly BuzzFeed News, Facebook, Check My Ads, other places. @hardin on Twitter, Threads. Delight in the life that comes unbidden. (He/They)
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hardin.bsky.social
concluded a cover letter with this today
Text that reads "Hire me and you’ll have the chance to do what BuzzFeed News, Facebook, and Bloomberg News have all done before you: Lay me off."
hardin.bsky.social
Hey Josh, you got anything I can ~sit on~? Oh. Yeah that big goofy red chair. That’s fine, yeah.
hardin.bsky.social
(sexily) here's the mail it never fails
hardin.bsky.social
I suspect part No. I.732, a TUBO TEFLON 4x6 90mm, failed. I'll find out tomorrow!
a schematic of the interior of an espresso machine. there are a lot of tiny numbers and a lot of part names in spanish and english.
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margueriteturl2.bsky.social
I love these tiny chalcid wasps! They’re so cute and shiny! #insects
Tiny bright green wasp on the underneath of a branch with leaves
hardin.bsky.social
something just made a loud POP in my espresso machine and now it's not building steam pressure. that's bad.

now i get to use the tools i just bought and work on a thing. that's good!
hardin.bsky.social
just tried to see if you could start a thread with no responses possible, have that stick through the rest of your posts to it, and then open the last one up to replies but alas, no. it's set at the first post level and you can't change it.
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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lizzieohreally.bsky.social
This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 1d
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
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josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
I keep mispronouncing livestream as livescream and at some point I’m just going to embrace it. 2 hours of bellowing, like and subscribe, hit the notification bell
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds
Texas GOP candidate
Shelley Luther complains that students can't make fun of transgender children
By Jay Root, Staff Writer
Updated Feb 9, 2022 6:02 a.m.
hardin.bsky.social
Wow she had a FOLDER and a PRINTOUT
murshedz.bsky.social
The Senator who enabled the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh is selling snake oil again. #MEPoltiics

Will some Democrats be stupid enough to buy?
Robert Costa screenshot from X:

"Robert Costa @costareports
Senator Collins says at the Capitol tonight that she’s circulating a bipartisan plan that will commit to moving to address health-care subsidies once the government is reopened… she showed reporters a folder that had a printout of what she said could be a way out of shutdown"
hardin.bsky.social
you don't even have to worry about engines or throttle. it's at least 50% easier than landing a normal plane.
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pa.ulst.ar
when I text her half an hour later that it's on the family plex server
Edward Leighton, "The King and the Beggar-Maid", 1898
hardin.bsky.social
The six words every dad wants to hear from their 4-year-old: “can we listen to death machine?” (By @ajjtheband.bsky.social)

You bet your ass we can, kid
hardin.bsky.social
A nice little Easter egg for the thorough readers
hardin.bsky.social
Today’s “I’m amassing tools because I have a garage” haul: screwdrivers, clamps, levels, files, assorted pliers
hardin.bsky.social
I logged on a bit ago and the first post in my for you feed, from an account I don’t follow, was HEY WANNA WATCH A DUDE DIE
hardin.bsky.social
*standing in the hardware store looking at the penetrating lube* i thought all lube was for penetrating
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osullyville.bsky.social
If you were ever a source for CBS News I'd watch your ass and maybe go overseas