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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹 Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓 Writer for @thedailytism.com

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · Mar 19

And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!

bsky.app/profile/cohe...

Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · Mar 19

If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 25m

This is how I discover that I don't know how to pronounce Godalming. 😐

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 26m

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 34m

Witham.

And, from Spouse's region, Leominster.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 36m

Oo, how is it pronounced?

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 52m

That first guy literally dressed like the Lonely Island's 'Creep' video.

three men in suits and ties are making funny faces in front of a blue sky .

Alt: Lonely Island with slicked hair, big glasses, shiny faces, tiny moustaches, being as creepy as possible

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 12h

Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 12h

SAME

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13h

All friendships of the last 25+ years.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13h

YES

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13h

That's fucking teamwork!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13h

👋

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 15h

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 15h

Love you very, very much. We've had such adventures!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

His mum-wife can

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

oh good lord, Alex

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 20h

Tragically the next act's work was ephemeral and cannot possibly be put on a podcast. What a wonderful guest! Learned a lot about Wisconsin, Belgium, hats, cheese, beer, prison, wikipedia, and mirrrrrrrs.