Kristopher T.
@harmlesschildren.bsky.social
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
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Bols wants a burger in Heaven.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bols wants a burger in Heaven.
Well, I did it. My life is now meaningless. I ate two of each order of nigiri on the all-you-can-eat menu at Yama Sushi in Vegas. I am proud and not proud of myself.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Well, I did it. My life is now meaningless. I ate two of each order of nigiri on the all-you-can-eat menu at Yama Sushi in Vegas. I am proud and not proud of myself.
R.I.P. Caspers AKA Binkers
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
R.I.P. Caspers AKA Binkers
Missing this lazy guy right now...
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Missing this lazy guy right now...
Whoever came up with this shitty DVD cover needs to get a COVID swab up their pee hole.
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Whoever came up with this shitty DVD cover needs to get a COVID swab up their pee hole.
Are we gonna cancel YouTube, too?
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Are we gonna cancel YouTube, too?
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
These fucking french fry holders have got to fucking go...
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
These fucking french fry holders have got to fucking go...
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck ICE
Fuck Homeland Security
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck YouTube for taking their money. Cancel this shit now.
Fuck ICE
Fuck Homeland Security
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck YouTube for taking their money. Cancel this shit now.
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck ICE
Fuck Homeland Security
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck YouTube for taking their money. Cancel this shit now.
Fuck ICE
Fuck Homeland Security
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck YouTube for taking their money. Cancel this shit now.
2025 be like...
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
2025 be like...
Especially if the beer is Natty Ice and the concert is Imagine Dragons.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Especially if the beer is Natty Ice and the concert is Imagine Dragons.
Dream Warriors is the best Elm Street movie...
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dream Warriors is the best Elm Street movie...
One Battle After Another in VistaVision at the Vista
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
One Battle After Another in VistaVision at the Vista
Popcorn Reef x Regal Mira Mesa
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Popcorn Reef x Regal Mira Mesa
Kiss: God Gave Rock 'n' Roll To You II
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Kiss: God Gave Rock 'n' Roll To You II
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a Disneyland Haunted Mansion Doom buggy.
Women only want one thing, and it's a Disneyland Haunted Mansion Doom buggy.
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a Disneyland Haunted Mansion Doom buggy.
Women only want one thing, and it's a Disneyland Haunted Mansion Doom buggy.
How does this make sense?
Mariners *and* Mariners?
Mariners *and* Mariners?
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How does this make sense?
Mariners *and* Mariners?
Mariners *and* Mariners?
Ikea, why are you making sad things?
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ikea, why are you making sad things?
Fuck Ice...even when it's easy.
October 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fuck Ice...even when it's easy.