Kristopher T.
@harmlesschildren.bsky.social
I'm a certified hood classic. Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.
Pins and stickers are available at etsy.com/shop/HarmlessChildren
Pins and stickers are available at etsy.com/shop/HarmlessChildren
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Paul Skenes and Pittsburgh Pirates fans must be pretty irate at their performance this season and every season for the last million years...
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worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time
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Meanwhile, Ring rolls out a feature where someone can upload a picture of a dog (or, presumably, a person) and find them through everyone's personal front-door surveillance network.
I can't be the only one who sees a serious problem brewing.
I can't be the only one who sees a serious problem brewing.
With domestic violence in Illinois slowly rising, Amazon has donated 1,000 Ring cameras that will give survivors of domestic violence an added sense of security, Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul and domestic violence victim advocates said Monday.
Amazon donates 1,000 Ring cameras to Illinois domestic violence survivors
chicago.suntimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Meanwhile, Ring rolls out a feature where someone can upload a picture of a dog (or, presumably, a person) and find them through everyone's personal front-door surveillance network.
I can't be the only one who sees a serious problem brewing.
I can't be the only one who sees a serious problem brewing.
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"Drake Maye" is also the answer to the question "if I go to this Toronto nightclub will anyone spike my drink"
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
"Drake Maye" is also the answer to the question "if I go to this Toronto nightclub will anyone spike my drink"
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Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Amber Glenn, a queer icon from Texas, is about to make Olympic history
The American figure skater's unapologetic queerness feels more important than ever.
www.chron.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
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All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
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You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
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Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
Kid Rock lyrics about underage girls draw questions ahead Turning Point USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show
Kid Rock lyrics about underage girls draw questions ahead Turning Point USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show
“I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory),” Kid Rock sings on the 2001 song, which was also for a children’s movie.
ktla.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
I like ’em underage
See, some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory"
- Kid Rock
But Bad Bunny is the problem.
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Total albums sold:
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Total albums sold:
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
Bad Bunny: 124 million
Lady Gaga: 105 million
Ricky Martin: 70 million
Kid Rock: 35 million
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
He literally celebrated *all* of America. Every country apart of it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He literally celebrated *all* of America. Every country apart of it.
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Lmao those racist idiots are watching Kid Rock.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Lmao those racist idiots are watching Kid Rock.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Cannot wait to drive three hours out of my way to the closest theater showing that Cliff Booth movie. God damn you, Netflix.
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cannot wait to drive three hours out of my way to the closest theater showing that Cliff Booth movie. God damn you, Netflix.
I thought @bsky.app users would be smart enough to know that the Brad Pitt trailer was for a follow-up to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but no.
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I thought @bsky.app users would be smart enough to know that the Brad Pitt trailer was for a follow-up to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but no.
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Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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This post from Jack White 😮💨
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This post from Jack White 😮💨
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go off jack white
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
go off jack white
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The problem with the Olympics in 2026 is that it has always been an event that draws attention to the United States, and we are too embarrassed by our country right now for that to be comfortable.
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The problem with the Olympics in 2026 is that it has always been an event that draws attention to the United States, and we are too embarrassed by our country right now for that to be comfortable.