Harold Turismo
@haroldzdalton.com
Olde Englander exiled to Cape Ann. Bikes and cats.
Cool personal project I've been working on. It's live now, but you're the first person to know that. Launching properly tomorrow.
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Cool personal project I've been working on. It's live now, but you're the first person to know that. Launching properly tomorrow.
Finally, a wordle for the dudes.
May 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Finally, a wordle for the dudes.
I started drinking these ironically because someone on Twitter was always joking about them, but now I'm all in. It's a healthy way to start the day. All the chemicals in it can be found in nature.
April 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I started drinking these ironically because someone on Twitter was always joking about them, but now I'm all in. It's a healthy way to start the day. All the chemicals in it can be found in nature.
This sales outreach feels like they're following shitty pick up artist advice. Oh, you're into [cycling news and humor]? I love to [cycling news and humor]!
April 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This sales outreach feels like they're following shitty pick up artist advice. Oh, you're into [cycling news and humor]? I love to [cycling news and humor]!
"The Slot machine pays out the jackpot"
April 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"The Slot machine pays out the jackpot"
Intriguing copywriting in this spam text
March 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Intriguing copywriting in this spam text
I like when I get pinged about an old article and find something insane I've written
February 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I like when I get pinged about an old article and find something insane I've written
Finally watching Twin Peaks for the first time and I get that David Lynch stuff is supposed to be weird, but this spinning circle bit got boring after the first ten minutes and it's still going
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Finally watching Twin Peaks for the first time and I get that David Lynch stuff is supposed to be weird, but this spinning circle bit got boring after the first ten minutes and it's still going
Extremely happy with my new watch
December 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Extremely happy with my new watch
Did You Know I Can Ass
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Did You Know I Can Ass
Now listening to this. Whoa, is it next to a copy of Palmer Hotel, a collection of spooky short stories set over a century in a downtown hotel? $20. Venmo: Rick-Paulas, PayPal: rickpaulas@gmai
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Now listening to this. Whoa, is it next to a copy of Palmer Hotel, a collection of spooky short stories set over a century in a downtown hotel? $20. Venmo: Rick-Paulas, PayPal: rickpaulas@gmai
I only bought this one because I liked the cover. Crappy 80s hair metal is fun though.
November 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I only bought this one because I liked the cover. Crappy 80s hair metal is fun though.
When the cassette case has a picture of some weird guy absolutely loving listening to it, you know it's going to rule
November 27, 2024 at 5:13 PM
When the cassette case has a picture of some weird guy absolutely loving listening to it, you know it's going to rule
Brother, you could not pay me to click 'read more' on this review
November 27, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Brother, you could not pay me to click 'read more' on this review
Rethinking my entire posting strategy after this
November 26, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Rethinking my entire posting strategy after this
On a downward spiral because of this
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM
On a downward spiral because of this
Live look at my current location
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Live look at my current location
I shot down a helicopter and rescued a hostage who looked suspiciously like a Japanese porn star to get this one
November 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I shot down a helicopter and rescued a hostage who looked suspiciously like a Japanese porn star to get this one
A mysterious text from my wife
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
A mysterious text from my wife