Harold Turismo
@haroldzdalton.com
Olde Englander exiled to Cape Ann. Bikes and cats.
Cool personal project I've been working on. It's live now, but you're the first person to know that. Launching properly tomorrow.
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Cool personal project I've been working on. It's live now, but you're the first person to know that. Launching properly tomorrow.
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The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny!
I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti
I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny!
I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti
I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti
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there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
August 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
Sat at my desk crying with laughter at one section of disco elysium and my coworker just sent me a message asking how I'm feeling. Lady i am bathed in the golden rays of stately grandeur. Like a late summer's day. Like a Daddy-O
August 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sat at my desk crying with laughter at one section of disco elysium and my coworker just sent me a message asking how I'm feeling. Lady i am bathed in the golden rays of stately grandeur. Like a late summer's day. Like a Daddy-O
You telling me this fructose corn syrup got high?
July 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You telling me this fructose corn syrup got high?
Kamala Harris just let out the craziest laugh sitting on her couch. She hasn't seen the news yet, she just does that
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kamala Harris just let out the craziest laugh sitting on her couch. She hasn't seen the news yet, she just does that
We're doing mandatory heat safety awareness and somebody just asked "how can I stop myself going for a jog when it's excessively hot?"
May 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We're doing mandatory heat safety awareness and somebody just asked "how can I stop myself going for a jog when it's excessively hot?"
Finally, a wordle for the dudes.
May 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Finally, a wordle for the dudes.
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YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Congrats to Mikey Miles on his first catering gig
Here's what they ate at the Trump memecoin event. I am truly, seriously, powerfully jealous of this repast.
May 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Congrats to Mikey Miles on his first catering gig
My kids is checking which of his toy horses have penises to determine where they're allowed to go. Strongest sign yet that he has British genes.
May 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My kids is checking which of his toy horses have penises to determine where they're allowed to go. Strongest sign yet that he has British genes.
The TV President will be followed by the Videogame President. Microtransactions everywhere, promoting some soldier to Big Boss.
May 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The TV President will be followed by the Videogame President. Microtransactions everywhere, promoting some soldier to Big Boss.
"Daddy are you trying to take care of the environment so it doesn't end?"
- I'm trying to
"But you're not"
- Are YOU trying to?
"I'm making good excuses"
- I'm trying to
"But you're not"
- Are YOU trying to?
"I'm making good excuses"
May 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Daddy are you trying to take care of the environment so it doesn't end?"
- I'm trying to
"But you're not"
- Are YOU trying to?
"I'm making good excuses"
- I'm trying to
"But you're not"
- Are YOU trying to?
"I'm making good excuses"
If you're still in line to get sliced in half by Zatoichi, STAY IN LINE
May 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you're still in line to get sliced in half by Zatoichi, STAY IN LINE
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this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
January 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
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On this day in 1989 The Stone Roses released their debut album - one of the greatest records of all time. 10/10
May 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
On this day in 1989 The Stone Roses released their debut album - one of the greatest records of all time. 10/10
The weights kicked my ass clean off my body tonight, but I needed that ass kicking. One lift from equalling my deadlift PB.
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The weights kicked my ass clean off my body tonight, but I needed that ass kicking. One lift from equalling my deadlift PB.
I started drinking these ironically because someone on Twitter was always joking about them, but now I'm all in. It's a healthy way to start the day. All the chemicals in it can be found in nature.
April 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I started drinking these ironically because someone on Twitter was always joking about them, but now I'm all in. It's a healthy way to start the day. All the chemicals in it can be found in nature.
This sales outreach feels like they're following shitty pick up artist advice. Oh, you're into [cycling news and humor]? I love to [cycling news and humor]!
April 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This sales outreach feels like they're following shitty pick up artist advice. Oh, you're into [cycling news and humor]? I love to [cycling news and humor]!
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watching the reality game show on netflix called secret millionaire and I feel like every person on the show looks like someone else that has been on tv. this made me think maybe we’ve seen what all people could possibly look like at this point.
April 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
watching the reality game show on netflix called secret millionaire and I feel like every person on the show looks like someone else that has been on tv. this made me think maybe we’ve seen what all people could possibly look like at this point.
"The Slot machine pays out the jackpot"
April 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"The Slot machine pays out the jackpot"
Decorated my living room with LFC gear for today and got my shirt out. It's a long time since I've done that, mainly because it seems to makes them lose, but today feels big
April 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Decorated my living room with LFC gear for today and got my shirt out. It's a long time since I've done that, mainly because it seems to makes them lose, but today feels big