Harper Zacharias
@harperzacharias.com
Passionate about dogs & redistribution of wealth. Fundraising, strategy, and advocacy consultant.
Fmrly @ Lambda Literary, Sex Workers Project of the Urban Justice Center, PEN America. Past tenant organizer.
Email: [email protected]
Fmrly @ Lambda Literary, Sex Workers Project of the Urban Justice Center, PEN America. Past tenant organizer.
Email: [email protected]
This is a hyper realistic fake python from Wayfair I got an ad for recently
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is a hyper realistic fake python from Wayfair I got an ad for recently
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
Sitting’ silly to get some sun on the belly
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sitting’ silly to get some sun on the belly
Very excited for approximately 1.5 weeks from now when my diet will consist entirely of summer squash based meals
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Very excited for approximately 1.5 weeks from now when my diet will consist entirely of summer squash based meals
This fucking sent me tho, gotta love @thebaffler.com
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This fucking sent me tho, gotta love @thebaffler.com
Just admiring my dog’s utter perfection
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just admiring my dog’s utter perfection
I take your shoe and raise you one “Prada straw visor hat”
July 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I take your shoe and raise you one “Prada straw visor hat”
Just admiring my dog’s butt and thought you may want to do the same
June 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just admiring my dog’s butt and thought you may want to do the same
Mad respect for the @hellgatenyc.com team who are so much more coherent than I would be after a day of reporting in a massive heat wave
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Mad respect for the @hellgatenyc.com team who are so much more coherent than I would be after a day of reporting in a massive heat wave
Oh to be a dog that cannot read the news
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh to be a dog that cannot read the news
Thrilled to announce I’m joining the Board of Directors at the Poetry Society of New York!!! Come say hi at New York Poetry Festival next month!
June 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Thrilled to announce I’m joining the Board of Directors at the Poetry Society of New York!!! Come say hi at New York Poetry Festival next month!
TIL you can order a casket from Costco
June 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
TIL you can order a casket from Costco
Thrilled to see which office item I become
May 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thrilled to see which office item I become
Fyi it’s showing up as a black screen!!
May 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fyi it’s showing up as a black screen!!
Lights out to protect the birds in NYC tonight through Sunday!!!
May 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Lights out to protect the birds in NYC tonight through Sunday!!!
Ahhhh yes the six genders
April 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ahhhh yes the six genders
Sitting extra silly!
March 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sitting extra silly!
Me in the natsec group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me in the natsec group chat
me in the national security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
me in the national security team group chat
who is “your” James Bond?
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
who is “your” James Bond?
Honestly disappointed that the account was deleted bc I can’t click on and see where this Illuminati scam was going
March 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Honestly disappointed that the account was deleted bc I can’t click on and see where this Illuminati scam was going
I’m generally very anti-screenshot of X etc but it was sent to me, I had to see it, now I can’t unsee it, and therefore others must now see it
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March 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m generally very anti-screenshot of X etc but it was sent to me, I had to see it, now I can’t unsee it, and therefore others must now see it
It’s the year of our lord 2025 and my grandparents bathroom still looks like this despite nearly every other room in this house being redone multiple times since whatever year this was popular
March 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It’s the year of our lord 2025 and my grandparents bathroom still looks like this despite nearly every other room in this house being redone multiple times since whatever year this was popular