Harper Zacharias
@harperzacharias.com
Passionate about dogs & redistribution of wealth. Fundraising, strategy, and advocacy consultant.
Fmrly @ Lambda Literary, Sex Workers Project of the Urban Justice Center, PEN America. Past tenant organizer.
Email: [email protected]
Fmrly @ Lambda Literary, Sex Workers Project of the Urban Justice Center, PEN America. Past tenant organizer.
Email: [email protected]
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My strongest held and least researched opinion is that we should give all the AI money to the nerds who study mushroom intelligence
Alright who has the google doc bootleg for part 3?
"So stick with me here. We haven’t reached the halfway point, and I haven’t yet described the most bizarre, consequential, and newsworthy events."
Happy Thanksgiving, I guess
Happy Thanksgiving, I guess
Part 3: Catch and Kill
If you are new to this series, read Part 1 here and Part 2 here.
www.telos.news
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Alright who has the google doc bootleg for part 3?
The funniest thing about a Brooklyn dog park is when a visiting parent shows up. Your 25 year old son shares custody of his cat with his not-very-recent ex girlfriend? Like hell yeah its 8 am tell me all about it
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The funniest thing about a Brooklyn dog park is when a visiting parent shows up. Your 25 year old son shares custody of his cat with his not-very-recent ex girlfriend? Like hell yeah its 8 am tell me all about it
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
*taps the sign*
okay I know we don't need another terrible thing to read but hear me out: if someone got Elisa New's take on RFK Jr's poems to Nuzzi.....................I would read that
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
*taps the sign*
My one request for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: get someone to enable autocorrect on the 311 app for iOS so I can quickly and coherently submit issue descriptions while my hands are cold without looking like I have the grammatical skills of Jeffrey Epstein pls and thank you
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My one request for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: get someone to enable autocorrect on the 311 app for iOS so I can quickly and coherently submit issue descriptions while my hands are cold without looking like I have the grammatical skills of Jeffrey Epstein pls and thank you
My strongest held and least researched opinion is that we should give all the AI money to the nerds who study mushroom intelligence
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My strongest held and least researched opinion is that we should give all the AI money to the nerds who study mushroom intelligence
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the media industry should not require a second job in sex work to afford the underpaid work of breaking-in, and that’s as much solidarity as I can possibly muster
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the media industry should not require a second job in sex work to afford the underpaid work of breaking-in, and that’s as much solidarity as I can possibly muster
The thing about the Nuzzi/Lizza pieces is that it’s like a clickhole article come to life
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The thing about the Nuzzi/Lizza pieces is that it’s like a clickhole article come to life
Sitting’ silly to get some sun on the belly
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sitting’ silly to get some sun on the belly
remember when it was hard to wrap our heads around the sexual politics of the first trump admin?
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
remember when it was hard to wrap our heads around the sexual politics of the first trump admin?
okay I know we don't need another terrible thing to read but hear me out: if someone got Elisa New's take on RFK Jr's poems to Nuzzi.....................I would read that
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
okay I know we don't need another terrible thing to read but hear me out: if someone got Elisa New's take on RFK Jr's poems to Nuzzi.....................I would read that
Damn lesbian write protagonists are having a moment on TV rn
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Damn lesbian write protagonists are having a moment on TV rn
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As usual, I think AP Style solves more problems than it creates.
Under 18? “Girl.”
18 or over? “Woman” or “young woman.”
Under 18? “Girl.”
18 or over? “Woman” or “young woman.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
As usual, I think AP Style solves more problems than it creates.
Under 18? “Girl.”
18 or over? “Woman” or “young woman.”
Under 18? “Girl.”
18 or over? “Woman” or “young woman.”
put them on mount rushmore tbh
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
put them on mount rushmore tbh
Got my very first, “don’t worry I never would’ve guessed you were older” tonight
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got my very first, “don’t worry I never would’ve guessed you were older” tonight
Someone give me a gay spy thriller with a trainee that’s given dead drop locations but hears “death drop” instead
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Someone give me a gay spy thriller with a trainee that’s given dead drop locations but hears “death drop” instead
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This debate is an excellent reminder that if you care about New Yorkers who are sex workers and migrants, you should support the Sex Workers’ Project of the Urban Justice Center
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
Donate - Sex Workers Project
Your donation helps us to advocate for a world where the human rights of sex workers are respected and where human trafficking does not exist.
swp.urbanjustice.org
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This debate is an excellent reminder that if you care about New Yorkers who are sex workers and migrants, you should support the Sex Workers’ Project of the Urban Justice Center
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
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“Why Bret Stephens frightens Jews like me”
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Why Bret Stephens frightens Jews like me”
Nothing weird happening here, just picking my first tomato harvest of the season in late October
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nothing weird happening here, just picking my first tomato harvest of the season in late October
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October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
All I want is to find out that the Louvre heist is actually the culmination of the next season of The Rehearsal
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
All I want is to find out that the Louvre heist is actually the culmination of the next season of The Rehearsal
Feels especially important to amplify what’s going on at broadview today given the blue state declarations of minimal arrests and no violence during no kings rallies
The first push
Five minutes before I took this video, it was a dance party
Five minutes before I took this video, it was a dance party
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Feels especially important to amplify what’s going on at broadview today given the blue state declarations of minimal arrests and no violence during no kings rallies
folks, I just saw an ad for a "no kings" furniture sale
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
folks, I just saw an ad for a "no kings" furniture sale
This debate is an excellent reminder that if you care about New Yorkers who are sex workers and migrants, you should support the Sex Workers’ Project of the Urban Justice Center
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
Donate - Sex Workers Project
Your donation helps us to advocate for a world where the human rights of sex workers are respected and where human trafficking does not exist.
swp.urbanjustice.org
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This debate is an excellent reminder that if you care about New Yorkers who are sex workers and migrants, you should support the Sex Workers’ Project of the Urban Justice Center
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
swp.urbanjustice.org/donate/
Decrim now, Jesus fucking Christ
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Decrim now, Jesus fucking Christ