Harpo
@harpogarza.bsky.social
I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
Add "cheap and quick wonton soup" to the list.
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Add "cheap and quick wonton soup" to the list.
Sidewalk is for regular walking, not fancy walking.
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Sidewalk is for regular walking, not fancy walking.
When the difference between the daily high and low temperature is 5° or less, you know what season it is.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When the difference between the daily high and low temperature is 5° or less, you know what season it is.
Any sauce can be Donkey Sauce if your heart and intentions are pure.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Any sauce can be Donkey Sauce if your heart and intentions are pure.