Harpo
@harpogarza.bsky.social
I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
Post a pic of yourself from a previous era of your life
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Post a pic of yourself from a previous era of your life
Soups and stews I've made so far during vacation: red pepper tomato, chicken tortilla, potato cheese, broccoli cheese, beef stew and turkey noodle.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Soups and stews I've made so far during vacation: red pepper tomato, chicken tortilla, potato cheese, broccoli cheese, beef stew and turkey noodle.
Ah, there's that indifference to defense the Kings are famous for.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ah, there's that indifference to defense the Kings are famous for.
We did it, folks. We found the dumbest person on this app
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We did it, folks. We found the dumbest person on this app
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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New bsky species discovered
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
New bsky species discovered
The funniest thing about this Kings team is that between Monk, Westbrook and Lavine they have 3 guys who whenever the offense is running smoothly can decide that's not a good idea and just instantly derail by dribbling out the clock and then taking the dumbest possible shot.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The funniest thing about this Kings team is that between Monk, Westbrook and Lavine they have 3 guys who whenever the offense is running smoothly can decide that's not a good idea and just instantly derail by dribbling out the clock and then taking the dumbest possible shot.
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im going to fuck the arch
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
im going to fuck the arch
I hate Chris Paul with every fiber of my being and the last thing the Kings need is another guard or old guy :Stephen A Smith voice: HOWEVAH it would be absolutely hilarious if he ended his career playing for every California team except the Lakers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I hate Chris Paul with every fiber of my being and the last thing the Kings need is another guard or old guy :Stephen A Smith voice: HOWEVAH it would be absolutely hilarious if he ended his career playing for every California team except the Lakers.
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
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guy making fun of a 38 year old: "nice joke, did the McElroy brothers give it to you?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
guy making fun of a 38 year old: "nice joke, did the McElroy brothers give it to you?"
Friendly reminder
a man in a suit and bow tie is saying `` ain 't nothing gon ' happen ''
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is saying `` ain 't nothing gon ' happen ''
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Friendly reminder
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@dirtgod.bsky.social a local weed dispensary has purchased the remaining assets of Sporting Piss Pigs and wants to field a bottom tier club again if/when the stars align to make that possible.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@dirtgod.bsky.social a local weed dispensary has purchased the remaining assets of Sporting Piss Pigs and wants to field a bottom tier club again if/when the stars align to make that possible.
You've just been absolved into the Pluribus. What is your job? I'm still somehow delivering mail.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You've just been absolved into the Pluribus. What is your job? I'm still somehow delivering mail.
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hello nine eleven? I would like to report a murder
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
hello nine eleven? I would like to report a murder
I made a wonderful beef stew tonight, the first of the season, and I'm not going to ruin that by watching the Kings.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I made a wonderful beef stew tonight, the first of the season, and I'm not going to ruin that by watching the Kings.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
An 8pm tip off for a Kings game is sick and cruel.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
An 8pm tip off for a Kings game is sick and cruel.
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Can’t wait for 4th quarter Keon Ellis tonight.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Can’t wait for 4th quarter Keon Ellis tonight.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
The scouting reports on Cam Thomas
still hasn't passed lol
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The scouting reports on Cam Thomas
I should probably stop watching Welcome To Derry right before bed.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I should probably stop watching Welcome To Derry right before bed.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM