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San Francisco is back, baby
Full size ad on a Muni bus stop. It reads “bezos for guillotine” in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign poster — “a royal-blue field backs up ochre-yellow letters with vermilion drop shadows”
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Honorary mention
Jake Gyllenhaal looking at his homemade rocket in October Sky
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
Battlestar Galactica Super Dimensional Fortress 1 Babylon 5 (okay it’s a space station) USS Voyager (I would’ve done DS9 but I already picked B5 and TWO space stations would be cheating)
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The active ingredient in ZzzQuil is BENADRYL. It’s just extra strength Benadryl!
A box of Benadryl tablets, containing 25mg of each. The back of a bottle of generic zzzquil, active ingredient: 50mg of diphenhydramine
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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I may not know much about making movies, but I do know something about creative procrastination. Would any movie get finished if they didn’t have set a release date first?
Nicholas Meyer learns that Paramount set a theatrical date for Kahn before having a script.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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The Onion really is the only real newspaper left:
BREAKING: THE DARKNESS RETURNS, reads the headline of the latest print edition of The Onion, America’s finest news source.
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Homeworld big box open to reveal the the spread
August 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The American road was once full of cars like these
A red-orange Honda Element in full surf mode A yellow Chevy SSR, top down A “Woody” Chrysler PT Cruiser in full surf mode An emerald green Pontiac Solatice
August 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This one’s for the Quaid Army: DF dropped trou a full 5 months before the Seinfeld assman episode.
Screenshot of Wikipedia entry for NYPD Blue s02e06 “The Final Adjustment” showing an air date of November 22nd, 1994. This episode is known for a shower scene that showed REAL HUMAN BUTTS on national broadcast TV. Now that’s what I call Prime Time! Screenshot of Wikipedia entry for Seinfeld s06e21 “The Fusilli Jerry” showing an airdate of April 27th, 1995. The episode includes storyline in which Kramer gets the wrong vanity plates from the DMV. They read “ASSMAN,” with the identity of their rightful owner, or “assman,”only revealed at the tail end (no pun intended) of the episode.
August 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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well I found my new banner
Night in the city. Quantasaurus Rex, the Zord of the Quantum Ranger, stands atop the World Trade Center, one foot on each tower, the waxing crescent moon looming behind. A frame from the opening credits of “Power Rangers: Time Force”
August 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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for better of for worse, cool shit is cool, now and forever
Marge: do kids still use that word “cool”? Liza: yes, mom!
June 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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should I feel good or bad about this?
User #792,227, that's 7-9-triple-2-7.
September 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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lol gmail is sending my security alerts to spam
A "security alert" email from no-reply@accounts.google.com in my spam folder. The spam warning reads "Why is this message in spam? It is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past." 🙄
July 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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Game Informer even did special double covers for DOA: XBV and BMXX XXX
Cover 1 of 2 of Game Informer #112 featuring BMX XXX Cover 2 of 2 of Game Informer #112 featuring Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
May 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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PlayStation Magazine used to do *swimsuit issues*. I went looking for a old cover for an example and wow-wee the whole archive is burstingly horny.

www.retromags.com/magazines/us...
Cover of Playstation Magazine #61, August 2002. Lara Croft is on the cover in her trademark short shorts and cropped tank top, raising a silver pistol in her right hand, gazing at the viewer over small, oval shaped rose tinted glasses. She is standing back to back with a dude making dumb face. Prominently displayed to the immediate left of her trademark bosom is an image of another female video game character in a bikini, ALSO gazing at us over her sunglasses. The text above her reads "3rd annual swimsuit special! The HOTTEST game girls...The SMALLEST bikinis!" Gallery of Playstation Magazine covers, issues 28, 35, 38, 39, 43, 46, 49, 50, 53, 55, 56, 57, 58, 61, 63, 68, 72, and 91.
May 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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You're going to be a vampire, who is turning you?
An NPC from the Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Raxle Berne, an Imperial enforcer and head of the Berne Vampire clan of Galom Daeus, in the Molag Amur region.
May 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Thank you for the link! After the first paragraph I was like, “okay this is right up my alley.”

And I love her newsletter, yet I somehow missed that term 🤦

It’s so funny when you find the right word and then learn it’s been under your nose for a while
A screenshot of an email search for “‘vocational awe’ annehelen@substack.com” revealing to the author that this term he is so excited to learn is one that he’s encountered before lol
May 9, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Hang this its own gallery in the Louvre, too
Behind the scenes shot from the filming of The Dark Knight. Chicago, exterior, night. Facing south on LaSalle St, the Board of Trade building—capped by the brightly illuminated aluminum statue of Ceres, Roman goddess of crops—looms in the background. In the foreground Heath Ledger(known for skating around set), while in costume as the Joker, kickflips over Batman.
May 7, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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I can’t believe I found this gem on the street!!
The cover of Dante’s Inferno. The 2010 edition published by EA Games to promote their eponymous video game adaptation. Introduction by Jonathan Knight, EA Creative Director Translation by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
April 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
A flimsy rope bridge connects the peak of Spiral Mountain to the the surrounding cliffside. A horrible visage is carved out of the sheer rock: glowing green eyes and a hat looking like a dagger plunged from the bowels of the earth into the sky above, the mouth a dark maw surrounded by granite fangs. This is the entrance to Gruntilda’s Lair.
April 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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This is a CULTURAL. EVENT.
CBS SPECIAL BILLY JOEL THE 100H LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SUNDAY APRIL 14 👁️CBS | STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT➕
April 4, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
Monk and Sherona
March 23, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Sometimes an idea arrives fully formed and refuse to leave until you, as Rod Sterling put it, “get it out of your gut.”
A riff on the “PGA Tour” logo that in which the golf club is replaced by the chainsaw from GTA: Vice City and text that says “LIV MBS.” Referring of course to the Saudis attempts at sportswashing and their brutal assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
March 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Gordon fisherman making the below observation
March 10, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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This post office posting started as a lark, but check out this beautiful inscription in the granite of the original DC USPS HQ (lol):
Messenger of Sympathy and Love Servant of Parted Friends Consoler of the Lonely Bond of the Scattered Family Enlarger of the Common Life Carrier of News and Knowledge Instrument of Trade and Industry Promoter of Mutual Acquaintance Of Peace and of Goodwill Among Men and Nations.
March 4, 2024 at 6:46 AM